The New New Quote Thread

[D'Snowth]

NARRATOR: And so, the animals ate. . . .
ANIMALS: Om-nom-nom-nom-nom!
NARRATOR: And laughed. . . .
ANIMALS: Ah-hahahahahaha!
NARRATOR: And ate some more.
ANIMALS; Om-nom-nom-nom-nom!
NARRATOR: It was a feast they would not soon forget.
ANIMALS: We will not soon forget this!

 

[cjd874]

Kermit: Tell us Animal, how long have you been playing the drums?
Animal: Uhhhhhh....ummmm... (pauses and smacks his head on the drums as Kermit counts)
Kermit: One, two, three, four, five...five years!
Animal: FIVE!!!

The Muppet Show, Episode 110: Harvey Korman

 

[D'Snowth]

"Those aren't rabbits, those are bunnies!" ~ Ed

 

[antsamthompson9]

Keep in mind, ever since they announced the new Muppet Babies, Steve was worried it was gonna be terrible.
JD Hansel: So there's a new Muppet Babies series that airs on Friday mornings on the Disney Channel. Have you seen this, Steve?
Steve Swanson: You know what's funny? I know what you think I'm gonna say, but I have seen it and really enjoyed it!
JD: Really?
Steve: I'm not being ironic or sarcastic, I honestly really liked it. Now, it's not the old Muppet Babies, and nothing will be, but now that I sat down and watched it, I really thought it was cool!
JD: All right!

 

[D'Snowth]

DOUBLE D: Why, Ed! I didn't know you could play the violin!
ED: In my mom's dreams, I can.

 

[Pig'sSaysAdios]

DOUBLE D: Why, Ed! I didn't know you could play the violin!
ED: In my mom's dreams, I can.

Ain't that the trut'.

 

[Pig'sSaysAdios]

"Coco Bandicoot isn't real, and wants nothing to do with a salty white guy like you."
- @D'Snowth

 

[D'Snowth]

Well, since we're gonna go there. . . .

Spoiler

"Stop fapping to Jeanette and pay attention!" ~ @LittleJerry92

 

[LittleJerry92]

Well, since we're gonna go there. . . .

Spoiler

"Stop fapping to Jeanette and pay attention!" ~ @LittleJerry92

I am guilty of saying that.

 

[LittleJerry92]

"All the fake news (x4)
Now put your facts up!
If you wrote it, then you should have put a source on it! (x2)
Don't be mad once you see that you blew it!
If you wrote it, then you should have put a source on it!"

-Donald Trump in a very disturbing vision I once had of him, Mike Pence and the stereotypical fat, gross Trump supporter dressed up in Beyonce and her back-up singer's clothes from "Single Ladies" in the same style of the music video.

@D'Snowth knows what I'm talking about.