The New New Quote Thread

[cjd874]

Whose Line: Scenes from a Hat (multiple editions)

Graffiti in the 'Whose Line' bathroom:
*Brad: 'Colin IS Here?' (looks up in surprise)
*Ryan (sitting on imaginary toilet, stands up and looks down): I give myself a thousand points!

The wrong thing to say to a heartbroken friend:
*Wayne (to Brad): Dude, calm down. It's okay! She doesn't kiss that well.
*Wayne (to Ryan): Dude, calm down. He doesn't kiss that well.

First drafts of famous movie lines:
*Chip Esten (in Austrian accent): I'LL BE BACK in a couple of minutes. I have some things to do and then...
*Colin: FREDZILLA! FREDZILLA!

World's worst person to be stuck with at a party:
*Colin: FREDZILLA! FREDZILLA!

 

[Pig'sSaysAdios]

"Children are worse than most diseases!"

 

[D'Snowth]

Here's something a bit late for Canada Day, but still amusing, as Mama Bravo is search for Johnny in the Canadian wilderness.

LADY MOUNTY: Was he a-boot yeh high, with blonde hair, dark glasses, and a really obnoxious attitude?
MAMA BRAVO: (Nods)
LADY MOUNTY: Nope, soor-ee, haven't seen 'im!

 

[D'Snowth]

MILDRED: Love is a summer moon. . . .
DROOP: Gay as a big balloon. . . .
GEORGE: More fun than a puppet show!
KERMIT: More fun than a puppet show?

 

[MuppetSpot]

Bears have radiators- Baby Bear

 

[Mo Frackle]

1968 - Jack Benny's Bag -

Jack: Well, Rochester, why don't you come back and work for me?
Rochester: Hold it, Blue Eyes! We don't do that anymore!

 

[Flaky Pudding]

*While flipping through the artists on Howard's mp3 player*
Amy Farra Fowler:Weird Al!? How OLD ARE YOU?

Your never too old for Weird Al, lol

 

[cjd874]

"Imagination is more important than knowledge."
"Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new."
"The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science."

Albert Einstein

 

[Mo Frackle]

"Oh, I've stepped on my 'J' many times..."
- Gordon

 

[mr3urious]

"Charlie, put down that Viagra espresso, it's time for our Jackpot round!"

- Pat Sajak