The New New Quote Thread

[Drtooth]

Principal Brown: So, now we're friends. Do you want to share some girl stories?

Gumball: AWKWARD, AWKWARD, AWKWARD!

Darwin: YEP, YEP, YEP!

Principal Brown: Okay, I'll go first. I must say, things are going pretty well with me and Miss Simian.

Gumball and Darwin: [painful teeth gritting inhale]

Principal Brown: Oh, come now. Just because you're students and I'm your principal, it doesn't mean we can't share a few - AAAND I finally heard myself out loud. Goodbye.

[Principal Brown jumps through the window]

Principal Brown: It's okay! I landed in a dumpster!

 

[D'Snowth]

SID: Manny, who do you like better? Me or Diego?
MANNY: Diego. No contest.

 

[MuppetSpot]

Bobo-The Goat

 

[MikaelaMuppet]

"He was the coolest kid to ever play on this hollow grass. He was my idle, my inspiration, my guiding light, and I shook his hand"
―T.J. Detweiler about Franklin "The Dude" Dudikoff

 

[Flaky Pudding]

I was watching The Cleveland Show earlier and this quote cracked me up for some reason

Rallo:Stay away from my fish sticks and tater tots.

 

[Flaky Pudding]

Starfire:You are taking for of the evers.

I LOVE that quote!

 

[Flaky Pudding]

Here's one from the movie Horton Hears a Who


Katey:In my world everybody is ponies who poop butterflies.

LOL, .

 

[MuppetSpot]

Grover-I hear the sound of music.

 

[Drtooth]

Po: (to Shifu) Well, looks like someone swallowed his pride.

Shifu:Well... looks like someone swallowed a horse!

(beat)

Sorry. That was uncalled for.

 

[Twisted Tails]