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The New New Quote Thread

Mo Frackle

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Carmen Gia: "He's having a stroke..."

Leo, Max: "WHAT?!"

Carmen Gia: "Of GENIUS!"

- The Producers
 

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IGOR: I'm just saying, why is it "Frankenstein's Monster"? I do just as much work as you.
FRANKENSTEIN: I did not spend 150,000 marks and four years in medical school to share credit with a lab assistant!
 

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"The female angler fish comes in many shapes, colors, and shades. Of ugly. It's like a rainbow. Of ugly." ~ zefrank
 

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"People always learning, all through their lives. Look at mama bird. She push baby out of nest and that's it. If baby bird fly, good for baby. If baby bird fall and crack head on ground and get eaten by cat, then it need to do better next time." -Christmas Eve, Avenue Q
 

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"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Pizza's creepy now!!"- Jake the Dog
 

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RAY: Robert's gotta go!
DEB: Why?
RAY: This! Plain milk! I gotta drink stupid plain milk, because there isn't anymore stupid chocolate milk, because stupid Robert stupid finished it all!
 
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