The New New Quote Thread

[Flaky Pudding]

This one is from MAD on Cartoon Network:

Alien 1:Ummm, this is kind of awkward to ask but why did you defriend me on Spacenook?
Alien 2:Well,because you wrote !@#$%#@@%% on my wall, dude, my mom reads my wall!

 

[Flaky Pudding]

Sam the Eagle:You are a sick twisted weirdo!
Alice Cooper:Thank you!

 

[D'Snowth]

BINKY: Hey, Arthur, I know exactly what's wrong with you.
ARTHUR: You do?
BINKY: Here, have my apple. My mom says lack of roughage can make you cranky like that; an apple's a good source of roughage.
ARTHUR: I don't even know what that means . . . and I'm not cranky!!! (Storms away)

 

[Twisted Tails]

"I know what it's like to lead by fear and intimidation! And I know what it's like to want everypony to do what you say! But I was wrong. A real leader doesn't force her subjects to deny who they are! She celebrates what makes them unique and listens when one of them finds a better way!"
- Starlight Glimmer
From My Little Pony - Friendship is Magic; Season 6, Episode 26, To Where And Back Again

 

[Pig'sSaysAdios]

"I still am a geek, I don't think there's anything wrong with it. I see no shame in having an unhealthy obsession with something"
- David Tennant

 

[antsamthompson9]

JD Hansel: I don't know the last time you checked the Billboard Top 40, but I don't wanna see the Muppets with the hot artists today.
Steve Swanson: You know what? I'm here with you. Neither do I, but there's a lot of people who would.
JD: FYI, here's what's on the top of the charts at the moment. Number one, Love Yourself by Justin Bieber. Number 2, a song I never heard of Stressed Out by Twenty One Pilots, I've heard of them.
Steve: Twenty One Pilots are awful.
JD: In the Night by the Weaknd. Sorry by Justin Bieber, I think I heard that one and I despise it. Roses by the Chainsmokers.
Steve: Actually, Twenty One Pilots would be a good match for the Muppets. They're still awful in my opinion, but they'd be a good match for them. And they're from Columbus, Ohio, so I gotta give them a little love there.
JD: My House by Flo Rida, Hide Away by Daya. I don't know who that is.
Steve: You have Adele. She's in there somewhere.
JD: Not in the top 10. Here by Alessia Cara. Never heard of her or the song. Cake by the Ocean, never heard of it, by DNCE, never heard of them.
Steve: Here's the flaw in what you're doing. You're reading what's on the top of the charts today. "Today", in quotes, is very fleeting. Being the hit single today doesn't mean you have lasting star power and/or even talent. But if you take someone like Adele who does have lasting star power, is actually talented, and put her with the Muppets, you saw this with Josh Groban, it works.
JD: In the number 10 spot, we got Same Old Love by Selena Gomez and we know her previous interactions with the Muppets have been just perfect.
Steve: Let's not even think about that.

 

[The Count]

Adult Swim VO Lady: "We don't write the rules, we wrong the rules."
Me: That just sounds stupid. Then again, to quote...
Forest Gump: "Stupid is as stupid does."
Me: And stupid is what Adult Swim does.

 

[D'Snowth]

MARCIA EXPY: (Singing) It's a groovy day on the earth.
GREG EXPY: (Singing) Oh yeah, I know.
BIG DOG: (Singing) Why are we mowing AstroTurf?
LITTLE DOG: (Singing) Don't know.
BRADY EXPIES: (Singing) Catch the grass clippings in the big mesh bag / Don't hit the sprinkler, or dad'll be mad / Singin', grass, sky, Lawnmowin' Day / Stick in your eye, Lawnmowin' Day!

 

[Flaky Pudding]

Are you ****ing sewious?
-Ming-Ming (Robot Chicken Wonder Pets parody). That quote had me cracking me up for days!

 

[Flaky Pudding]

Let's get sandwiches at that New Delhi in India
-Stewie Griffin