The New Muppet Show Outlines

[Colbynfriends]

I love David Hasselhoff! Maybe i write Knight Rider muppet vision!

Cool, you do that, that would be awsome
while i'm here
Episode 45: Steve Colbert
Cold Opening: Scooter and Cookie Monster great Steve.
Horn Gag: The horn makes a telephone sound.
Opening Number: Dumb Dog sings Joe Nichols “If It Was Cool To Be A Fool”
Sketch: Steve shows the clip of him meeting Cookie Monster on the “Colbert Report”
Song: Cookie Monster sings “C Is For Cookie”
UK Spot: Colby sings “Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious” with Elmo, Pip, Pop, Ojo, Dumb Dog, Digit, Leon, Janice, and Lips.
Sketch: Muppet Labs: Bunsen invents a spray that decreases the amount of time it takes grass to grow.
Talk Spot: Kermit talks to Steve
Closing Number: Fozzie and Steve sing Comedy (Central) Tonight.
Goodnights: Steve, Kermit, Lips, Janice, Dumb, Dog, and Cookie Monster.

 

[kathy26]

that was a good outline colby and guess what im in the games forum and i got 1 person to play do you want to play to you get to the episode recap at the end of every show do you want to sign up and play?

 

[Colbynfriends]

I'll Recap the outlines and stuff, but i might not be involved in much playing, but i'll recap the outlines for ya'll.

 

[kathy26]

are you going to put episode 46 on right now?

 

[Colbynfriends]

Episode 46: Lily Tomlin
Cold Opening: Lily is missing. Scooter finds a note saying: look for me in the opening number.
Horn Gag: Leaves come out of Gonzo’s horn,
Opening Number: Sherlock Hemlock sings “Searchin‘” and tries to find Lily Tomlin (which he does)
Sketch: Vets Hospital: Dumb Dog is the patient (he got hit by a parked car).
Song: Colby sings “Put Another Nickel In”
UK Spot: Prairie Dawn sings “Dumb Dog” as Dumb Dog follows her around.
Sketch: Pigs In Space: Chickens invade the Swinetrek.
Talk Spot: Kermit talks to Lily about Laugh-in and Kermit asks Lily to perform as the Telephone Operator again.
Closing Sketch: Lily appears as Ernestine the Telephone Operator. And gets calls from people such as Bert, Bear, Doc Hog, and Joe the Armadillo
Goodnights: Lily, Kermit, Colby, Joe, Chickens, and Sherlock.

 

[kathy26]

that was a good outline after you are with season 2 can i make request again for season 3 please?

 

[Pug Lover]

Ray Stevens/Season 5

I'm back with Kathy's outline request.

COLD OPENNING
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POPS:"Who are you"?
RAY STEVENS(in disguise)"I'm a messenger from guest star Ray Stevens,informing you that he can't make it tonight on account of the mumps."
POPS:"Oh of course.You're Ray Stevens,the guest star of tonight's show."
RAY STEVENS(removing his disguise):"Oh well,I tried."

OPENNING THEME
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HORN GAG
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Gonzo ends up blowing a large bubble of pink bubblegum out of his horn.It explodes all over him.

OPENNING NUMBER
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Rowlf plays an instramental rendition of Frank Mills' hit intsramental tune"Music Box Dancer".

BACKSTAGE
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RAY STEVENS(who keeps walking into the wrong dressing room):"Kermit where the heck is my dressing room?"
KERMIT:"At the far end of the hall."
Ray walks to the right hand side of the upper corridor and crashes into something.
KERMIT:"No no not that far end.The door on the other side of the hall."
RAY STEVENS(with a fancy lady's hat on his head):"Now the frog tells me."Miss Piggy comes and snatches her hat back from him.

GUEST STAR SPOT

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Ray Stevens performs his hit song"The Streak",accompanied by The Electric Mayhem Band.An animated cartoon figure appears as the streaker during the song's chorus.

THE SWEDISH CHEF
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Swedish Chef prepares to cook an octopus.But just as he begins to place a small frightened octopus into a boiling pot,a giant octopus comes to his son's rescue by wrapping Chef around with his tentacles,and dunking Chef's head into the pot.

STATLER:"My brother just loves seafood."
WALDORF:"Is that right."
STATLER:"Yeah,everytime he sees food,he eats it."
Waldorf shakes his head.

PIGS IN SPACE
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MUPPET LAB
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GUEST STAR SPOT
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Ray Stevens and Miss Piggy duet his hit song"Pledging My Love".

FOZZIE'S JOKE SPOT
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Fozzie finds himself in stiff competition with Ray Stevens.

VETRINARIAN'S HOSPITAL
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Swedish Chef is the patient with degree burns from the pot he had recently been dunked in.

CLOSING NUMBER
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Ray Stevens is joined by all the rest of the muppets in a delightful rendition of"Friends In Low Places".The audience eventually sings along too.

GOODNIGHTS
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Ray Stevens
Kermit
Miss Piggy
Fozzie
Gonzo
Scooter
Rowlf
Floyd
Janice
Animal
Bouragaurd
Annie Sue
Sweetims

The big and little octopus are in place of Statler and Waldorf in the belcony,exchenging jokes in their own language.


My next outline will guest star Suzi Quatro and will be set during season 4.
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[Colbynfriends]

Nice one Pug Lover, welcome back

 

[kathy26]

welcome back pug lover that was a good outline after you are done with the Suzi Quatro outline can you do a muppet show outline with Perry Como as the guest and it takes place during the second season please.

 

[Colbynfriends]

Episode 47: Richard Pryor
Cold Opening: Richard tells Scooter how excited he is to do the show after all of the years he was planed to.
Horn Gag: Gonzo falls out of the O
Opening Number: A Muppet zebra sings “Ebony and Ivory”
Sketch: Richard does stand-up.
Song: The Electric Mayhem sing “Paralyzer”
UK Spot: Abby Cadabby sings “Do You Belive In Magic”
Sketch: Fozzie’s Comedy Spot: Fozzie makes jokes about chickens, which not only offend the chickens, but Gonzo. (don’t worry, they make up backstage)
Talk Spot: Kermit talks to Richard about his short lived children’s show.
Closing Number: Richard sings “The Star Spangled Banner” with Sam the Eagle in honor of the 4th of July.
Goodnights: Richard, Kermit, Sam, Abby, the Muppet Zebra, Gonzo and two chickens.