The New Muppet Show Outlines

[kathy26]

hey pug lover are going to do the Suzi Quatro tms outline today?

 

[Pug Lover]

Suzi Quatro/Season 4

COLD OPENNING
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SCOOTER:"Suzi Quatro,fifteen seconds till curtain Suzi."
SUZI QUATRO(to Scooter's uncle J.P,who's in the dressing room with her):"Oh and you must be J.P's nephew Kermit."
SCOOTER:"Uh,well,I am his nephew,but my name is Scooter."
J.P:"Yeah Kermit's the toad who hosts this here show."
SUZI QUATRO:"I'm gonna be hosted by a toad?yuck."
J.P:"Ya think that's bad,wait till ya meet his wife.She's a pig,of all things."

OPENNING THEME
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STATLER:"Another show,another migraine."

HORN GAG
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Horn is blown by a muppet version of Harpo Marx.

OPENNING NUMBER
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In marsh setting,group of frogs sing rendition of The Beatles' song from Abbey Road LP"Because".

BACKSTAGE
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Kermit compliments his fellow frogs on their number.
GONZO:"Kermit,did you happen to hear any strange and bizarre noises recently?"
KERMIT:"No but usually when your dressing room door is closed I can't hear a thing."
GONZO:"I don't mean me.It sounded eerie and creepy.Like a ghost."
KERMITscrunches up face)"A ghost?You've been working too hard on your acts for the show."
FOZZIE:"KERMIIIIT"(wraps his arms around Kermit)
KERMIT:"Fozzie you look like you've just seen a ghost."
FOZZIE:"I DID I DID.I was up in my dressing room,when I suddenly heard this creepy sound.And then I saw it,AAAAHHHH"
GONZO:"What did I tell ya Kerm,this place is getting haunted."
KERMIT:"You've both lost it.If you'll excuse me,I gotta go introduce our guest star."(heads for stage)
GONZO:"Don't worry Fozzie I believe you.By the way what did this ghost actually look like?"
Two big white monstrous ghosts suddenly appear and make a low pitched noise.
Fozzie and Gonzo run away screaming in terror.

GUEST STAR SPOT
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Suzi Quatro performs her hit song"Stumblin' In" with Sweetims.

SWEDISH CHEF
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Chef attempts to add little muppet marshmallows to a pie,in order to make marshmallow pie.But the marshmallows keep trying to get away.Finally a giant marshmallow man crashes through the kitchen window.He comes to the little marshmallows' rescue and scrunches Swedish Chef up into a ball,then rolls him across the floor like a bowling ball.

MUPPET LAB
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Bunsun announces a new hair growing tonic.When he gets Beaker to demonstrate how the tonic works,Beaker instead ends up with two heads.
BUNSUN:"Oh well Beaker look at it this way,they say two heads are better than one."(laughs)

BACKSTAGE
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ANNIE SUEscreams)"Oh Mr.Kermit help."
KERMIT:"Annie Sue calm down.What's the matter?"
ANNIE SUE:"There's ghosts in the dressing room."
MISS PIGGY:"The child has such an imagination."
SCOOTER:"I'm afriad she's not kidding boss.A minute ago I heard a strange and eerie sound.It seemed to come from the alley.I looked out into the alley and saw two of the most ferocious looking beasts I ever saw(shivers in terror)."
MISS PIGGY:"You've both been smoking the drapes."
KERMIT:"Piggy please.Let's at least try to investigate this thing a little further."

DRESSING ROOM
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SUZI QUATRO(with Fozzie and Gonzo):"So let me get this straight.First you heard this creepy eerie sound that seemed to come from nowhere."
GONZO:"Yeah that's right."
SUZI QUATRO:"And then from out of the blue,you both saw this great big white ghost."
FOZZIE:"Two great big white ghosts."
Suzi Quatro bursts into laughter.
GONZO:"Well I don't see anything to laugh about."
FOZZIE:"She obviously doesn't believe us Gonzo."
SUZI QUATRO:"I believe you both have been working too hard."
GONZO:"Now ya sound like Kermit."
Suddenly all kind of spooky noises gradually fill the room.
SUZI QUATROsuddenly becoming scared)"Those sounds don't sound anything like the noises you just described to me do they?"
The two monstrous ghosts suddenly appear once again,scaring Suzi,Fozzie and Gonzo half to death.All three rush out of dressing room in terror.

SKETCH
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The Electric Mayhem Band perform rendition of Bob Dylan's hit"Like A Rolling Stone"with Floyd singing lead.

GUEST STAR SPOT
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Suzi Quatro dressed up in black leather jacket and matching leather pants,performs rendition of Bruce Springsteen's hit"Born To Run"while riding a motorcycle.

MUPPET MELODRAMA
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Uncle Deadley has Miss Piggy tied to a band saw.But when Wayne appears to come to her rescue,he instead engages in conversation about hardware tools and hardware stores with Uncle Deadley,as Miss Piggy gets closer and closer to the band saw's spinning blade.
MISS PIGGY:"THAT DOES IT.HYYYYAAAH"
She breaks free and walks off in a huff,as the machine itself falls onto Uncle Deadley,and the blade goes flying into Wayne's forehead as he faints.

BACKSTAGE
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Suzi Quatro,Fozzie and Gonzo convince Kermit that there are in fact ghosts roaming around the theatre.
MISS PIGGY:"Here we go with the ghosts again."
ROBIN:"Miss Piggy it's true.I actually saw them."
SCOOTER:So did I."
An argument starts.
KERMIT:"All right everybody calm down.Now what exactly did these moguls look like?"
GONZO:"Like ghosts."
FOZZIE:"But that's because they were ghosts."
The spooky sounds suddenly begin again and gradually fill the room.
KERMIT(suddenly trembling in terror):"Uh Gonzo,are those by any chance the kind of sounds you heard?"
FOZZIE:"Yeah that sounds about right."
KERMIT:"And,dare I ask,what happened next?"
The two ghosts appear once again,scaring everyone to death.
KERMIT:"If it's not too much to ask,what do you ghosts want from us?"
GHOST#1:"We're the ghosts of the theatre.This was our house.
SUZI QUATRO:"You mean this theatre was once a big fancy mansion?"
GHOST#1:"Ooooooh yes indeed.My brother and me owned this beautiful home."
GHOST#2:"Up until the day of the horrible storm.A tornado."
GHOST#1:"Knocked this beautiful dwelling of ours to the ground."
GHOST#2"Ooooooh yes the whole structure came crashing down."
GHOST#2"While we were both sound asleep."
SUZI QUATRO"Oh my god how terrible."
GHOST#1:"Horrible indeed.We both died instantly."
GHOST#2:"Then this crummy theatre was built in it's place."
GHOST#1:"Oooooh we want our home back."
GHOST#2:"You all get out of our home at once."
BOTH GHOSTS(in unison)"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOH"
MISS PIGGY:"Oh yeah,well I ain't afraid of no ghosts.HYYYAH"
Knocks the sheets off of both ghosts,revealing them to be Statler and Woldorf.
KERMIT:"What is the meaning of this?What do you guys mean
by scaring us all to death with this prank?"Everyone else
begins angrily questioning them at once.
WOLDORF:"We got bored with the same old dumb routine of coming to this theatre every week,and doing nothing but sit in that crummy old theatre box."
STATLER:"Yeah we wish we could actually perform in the show for a change."
SUZI QUATRO:"Well hey boys,maybe you still can,if it's okay with Kermit."

CLOSING NUMBER
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Suzi Quatro,Staler and Woldorf perform rendition of"Yes Indeed"together.

GOODNIGHTS
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Suzi Quatro
Kermit
Miss Piggy
Fozzie
Gonzo
Scooter
Robin
Rolwf
Annie Sue
Floyd
Janice
Animal
Sweetims

CLOSING THEME
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WOLDORF:"Did you just burp?'
STATLER:"No I didn't make a sound."
A spooky low pitched noise is suddenly heard.
Statler and Woldorf look at eachother with mouths open in sudden terror.


(My apologies if it wasn't my turn yet.)

 

[kathy26]

that was a good outline can you make another one tomorrow night please with Dick Martin as the guest star in it's takes place in the first season please?

 

[kathy26]

im doing this again but this time i will do the first half then somebody will pm me the second half like the new sesame street outlines ok and i bill's help i'll pm him ok to see if he wants to do it?

 

[theprawncracker]

Okay.

 

[kathy26]

what does okay mean?

 

[theprawncracker]

It means... okay. You said ok in your post a couple times, so I answered you.

 

[kathy26]

hey prawn would you like to make outlines with us if not that's okay.

 

[kathy26]

im going to start this thread again i'll write the first half then somebody will do the second half ok i'll start the first half in 5 minutes?

 

[MartyMuppets]

I'm willing to have a try at it Kathy. But remember I'll be doing the SS Outline for you first, then I'll do this. Maybe if I alternate between them concentrating on one at a time I'll handle it all right.