The Muppets at the House of Mouse

[animalrescuer]

Chapter 12:
Kermit: Well, ladies and gentlemen, besides being part of TV shows, we also have done some well known TV specials. So with a medley of songs from those TV specials, here are the characters from "Emmet Otter's Jug-band Christmas", "Dog City", "The Tale of the Bunny Picnic", "The Christmas Toy" and featuring our very good friend, Billy Bunny.
Jug-band: When you meet somebody that don't like soul food, they've still got a soul and it don't mean that you've got no rhythm if you don't like rock and roll.
But if you taste's like mine,you like cider, not wine and you're very favorite thing to do
Wendell: is get a pretty girl dancing to jug-band music and a mess of mama's barbecue.
Jug-band: Brabecue
Emmet: lifts my spirit,
Jug-band: I swear that it never fails and the sauce mama makes just stays there forever if you dare to get it under your nails.
Emmet: So get the
Jug-band: frown off your face, we're gonna replace it with a grin and a dream come true
Wendell: with a pretty girl dancing to jug-band music
Jug-band: and a mess of mama's barbecue.
Billy Bunny: Here at the pond where the lily pads grow, froggies are talking above and below.
Telling a story you don't want to miss, all put together, it's something like this.
Frogs: Ribbit, croak, nee-deep, croak, ribbit.
Nee-deep, croak, ribbit, croak, nee-deep.
There's so much to say and we have all day.
Nee-deep, croak, ribbit.
Dogs: There's a scene you've gotta catch, there's a plot about to hatch.
Put on your collar and sniff around, you gotta dig this crazy town.
Huckters, hustlers, gamblers, fool, gangsters breaking all the rules.
Watch where you step, look out below, it's hip everybody wants to go.
Dog City, everybody wants to go.
Dog City, everybody wants to go.
Dog City, every crazy cat I know and every lowdown so and so.
Dog City, everybody wants to go.
Dog City, everybody in the know.
Put your glad rags on, bring lots of dough.
Hurry up, everybody wants to go.
Apple: When there's a big job to be done or a race that must be won,
no matter how impossible it seems.
Balthazar: If there's a feeling in your heart, on your mark, get set to start
and head on out to try and reach your dreams.
Rugby: You've got to try the impossible, dare the increadible.
Climb aboard and take a ride, hope that luck is on your side.
Mew: Try the impossible 'cause if you do, you can make the impossible come true.
Belmont: There's a wise and simple lesson when your hopes are growing dim,
Simply take the word impossible and throw away the "Im".
All: You've got to try the impossible, dare the incredible climb aboard and take a ride, hope that luck is on your side.
Try the impossible 'cause if you do, you can make the impossible come true.
Bean: When you stand all alone and you feel the weight of zero in your bones.
When the wrong just goes on and the fight is like a night without a dawn,
with Lugsy: There's a voice you will hear, it will tell you what is right in spite of fear.
And the voice is a drum, it will lead you to your courage, it will tell your friends to come.
Bunnies: Drum of right, lead the fight.
Drum of time, we shall climb.
We will march to fight the wicked 'til the wicked take to flight
for we serve the drum of right.
All: Old friends, new friends home with a family.
we'll be together at Christmas.
Snowflakes, sleigh bells bringing back memories.
We'll be together at Christmas.
Some things change with passing years, let this feeling stay.
with Muppets and audience: Old friends, new friends hoping we'll always be here with each other together on Christmas Day.

 

[animalrescuer]

Chapter 13:
After the medley was over, Pete hides unseen backstage figuring out a way to end the Muppets' time at the House of Mouse.
Pete: As soon as I can figure out a way to shut this place down, those Muppets days as famous movie and TV stars will be numbered. But how?
Kermit: Pigs in Space on stage, please!
Miss Piggy: Kermie, you must know I do apoligize about what I've said to Clarabelle about us being married and all.
Kermit: Not now, Piggy. Just get on stage with the others and then you gotta change for "Veterinarian's Hospital"!
Daisy: How do those two stand each other in the same room?
Minnie: Beats me.
Walter: It's a long story. I'm not sure you'd want to know all the details.
Mickey: And now, the Muppets proudly present, the classic Muppet Show skits. First off, "Pigs in Space"!
Announcer: And now, "Pigs in Space"! Starring the pompous Captain Link Hogthrob, the feisty First Mate Miss Piggy and the impetuous Dr. Julius Strangepork. When last we left the spaceship Swinetrek, it had developed a severe list.
Miss Piggy: Do something!
Link: I can't correct it. There's something wrong with the Gyro..., what was the name, Dr. Strangepork?
Dr. Strangepork: I don't know, but if it doesn't get fixed soon, it'll mess up our billiard's game for tonight.
Miss Piggy: Maybe I can fix it?
As she moves to the other side, the ship is balanced.
Miss Piggy: There.
Dr. Strangepork: That's all? All you did was sit in Link's seat!
Link: Maybe it took a woman's touch. (Laughs)
Miss Piggy: At least it worked.
Link: It certainly did. Now I'll have to go back to my own seat.
Miss Piggy: Wait, wait, wait! Oh, no!
Link: It's doing it again.
Dr. Starngepork: Hey, First Mate Piggy, come here, please.
Miss Piggy: Why?
Dr. Strangepork: Just come here.
Miss Piggy: All right, excuse me. Watch it. Wait, wait, what the...?
Dr. Strangepork: Link, I think we've found the answer.
Link: Huh?
Miss Piggy:It's a coincidence, Strangepork.
Dr. Strangepork: Oh, yeah? Then why don't you go back to your own seat?
Miss Piggy: I think I will. Uh-oh.
Link: Hey, I get it now.
Miss Piggy: One more word from you and you're dead!
Link: As you wish, First Mate Fatso! (Laughs)
Miss Piggy: Fatso? That does it!
Then chases after Link and Dr. Strangepork causing the spaceship to lean from side to side.
Statler: You know, it's kind of strange to see the sketch again.
Waldorf: Why? Did you see any changes from last time?
Statler: Yeah, the sketch got worse with age!
(Both laugh)

 

[Twisted Tails]

Chapter 13:
After the medley was over, Pete hides unseen backstage figuring out a way to end the Muppets' time at the House of Mouse.
Pete: As soon as I can figure out a way to shut this place down, those Muppets days as famous movie and TV stars will be numbered. But how?
Kermit: Pigs in Space on stage, please!
Miss Piggy: Kermie, you must know I do apoligize about what I've said to Clarabelle about us being married and all.
Kermit: Not now, Piggy. Just get on stage with the others and then you gotta change for "Veterinarian's Hospital"!
Daisy: How do those two stand each other in the same room?
Minnie: Beats me.
Walter: It's a long story. I'm not sure you'd want to know all the details.
Mickey: And now, the Muppets proudly present, the classic Muppet Show skits. First off, "Pigs in Space"!
Announcer: And now, "Pigs in Space"! Starring the pompous Captain Link Hogthrob, the feisty First Mate Miss Piggy and the impetuous Dr. Julius Strangepork. When last we left the spaceship Swinetrek, it had developed a severe list.
Miss Piggy: Do something!
Link: I can't correct it. There's something wrong with the Gyro..., what was the name, Dr. Strangepork?
Dr. Strangepork: I don't know, but if it doesn't get fixed soon, it'll mess up our billiard's game for tonight.
Miss Piggy: Maybe I can fix it?
As she moves to the other side, the ship is balanced.
Miss Piggy: There.
Dr. Strangepork: That's all? All you did was sit in Link's seat!
Link: Maybe it took a woman's touch. (Laughs)
Miss Piggy: At least it worked.
Link: It certainly did. Now I'll have to go back to my own seat.
Miss Piggy: Wait, wait, wait! Oh, no!
Link: It's doing it again.
Dr. Starngepork: Hey, First Mate Piggy, come here, please.
Miss Piggy: Why?
Dr. Strangepork: Just come here.
Miss Piggy: All right, excuse me. Watch it. Wait, wait, what the...?
Dr. Strangepork: Link, I think we've found the answer.
Link: Huh?
Miss Piggy:It's a coincidence, Strangepork.
Dr. Strangepork: Oh, yeah? Then why don't you go back to your own seat?
Miss Piggy: I think I will. Uh-oh.
Link: Hey, I get it now.
Miss Piggy: One more word from you and you're dead!
Link: As you wish, First Mate Fatso! (Laughs)
Miss Piggy: Fatso? That does it!
Then chases after Link and Dr. Strangepork causing the spaceship to lean from side to side.
Statler: You know, it's kind of strange to see the sketch again.
Waldorf: Why? Did you see any changes from last time?
Statler: Yeah, the sketch got worse with age!
(Both laugh)

I saw that sketch on Youtube last year. That one is hilarious since there is always Muppet chaos. (laughs)! Thank you for posting, vettech28!

 

[animalrescuer]

Chapter 14:
Kermit: Okay, everybody. Quick change for "Veterinarian's Hospital"! "Muppet Labs" on stage next!
Mickey: I don't get it, Kermit. How do you manage all of this craziness every show?
Kermit: Years of practice and a little thing called "Controlled chaos"
Bunsen: Dr. Bunsen Honeydew here at Muppet Labs where the future is being made today. Well, I've got news of welcome relief for short, stubby people like Beaker here. Announcing new from Muppet Labs is the Atomic Elevator Shoes. Yes, these shoes can add inches to your height at the mere flick of a lever. Beaker is wearing them now and they work like this...up and down.
(Beaker meeps frantically)
Oh, Beaker, stop it! You're just acting like a baby! These shoes can increase your height by nearly 50% and it makes you incredibly tall. Beaker, you're still wearing your stripy socks! That's all today from Muppet Labs.
(Beaker falls over because of the extreme height)
Timber!
Waldorf: It's amazing how Miss Piggy remains a big star.
Statler: Yeah, in more ways other than her weight!
(Both laugh)
Pete: Now it's time for lights out House of Mouse and the Muppets.
Fuse battery: Hey, what are you doing? Hey, let me go!
(Electricity and lights go out)
Kermit: What the hey?
Gonzo: Who turned out the lights? I was working on my latest stunt, walking through a cactus patch blindfolded. Who needs the blindfold? This is more fun! Oh! Ouch! Yikes!
Minnie: Mickey, what happened?
Mickey: I wouldn't be surprised if Pete had something to do with this.
Donald: That big goofball had doen this once before.
Scooter: What'll we do now? "Vet's Hospital" is up next.
Rowlf: That's okay. We'll improvise. After all, we performed this sketch in total darkness once before.
Mickey: Well, I don't know if this is going to work.
Scooter: Trust me, you'll be surprised how resilient they are when it comes to things like this.

 

[muppetlover123]

amazing

 

[Twisted Tails]

amazing

I agree muppetlover123! Pete is the villian of Mickey & his friends. I hope the Fraggles or others don't fall asleep before Vet's Hosipital sketch begins. I did noticed that in "the Day the /Music Died," that Fraggles fall asleep in total darkness when there is no music and the (ahem) ditizies start dying after turning the lights out of Fraggle Rock. Post more before I (yawns) fall asleep too. zzzzzzzzzzzz! zzzzzzzzz! Huh? I am not even sleepy yet. (Groans)!

 

[Duke Remington]

Chapter 12:
Kermit: Well, ladies and gentlemen, besides being part of TV shows, we also have done some well known TV specials. So with a medley of songs from those TV specials, here are the characters from "Emmet Otter's Jug-band Christmas", "Dog City", "The Tale of the Bunny Picnic", "The Christmas Toy" and featuring our very good friend, Billy Bunny.
Jug-band: When you meet somebody that don't like soul food, they've still got a soul and it don't mean that you've got no rhythm if you don't like rock and roll.
But if you taste's like mine,you like cider, not wine and you're very favorite thing to do
Wendell: is get a pretty girl dancing to jug-band music and a mess of mama's barbecue.
Jug-band: Brabecue
Emmet: lifts my spirit,
Jug-band: I swear that it never fails and the sauce mama makes just stays there forever if you dare to get it under your nails.
Emmet: So get the
Jug-band: frown off your face, we're gonna replace it with a grin and a dream come true
Wendell: with a pretty girl dancing to jug-band music
Jug-band: and a mess of mama's barbecue.
Billy Bunny: Here at the pond where the lily pads grow, froggies are talking above and below.
Telling a story you don't want to miss, all put together, it's something like this.
Frogs: Ribbit, croak, nee-deep, croak, ribbit.
Nee-deep, croak, ribbit, croak, nee-deep.
There's so much to say and we have all day.
Nee-deep, croak, ribbit.
Dogs: There's a scene you've gotta catch, there's a plot about to hatch.
Put on your collar and sniff around, you gotta dig this crazy town.
Huckters, hustlers, gamblers, fool, gangsters breaking all the rules.
Watch where you step, look out below, it's hip everybody wants to go.
Dog City, everybody wants to go.
Dog City, everybody wants to go.
Dog City, every crazy cat I know and every lowdown so and so.
Dog City, everybody wants to go.
Dog City, everybody in the know.
Put your glad rags on, bring lots of dough.
Hurry up, everybody wants to go.
Apple: When there's a big job to be done or a race that must be won,
no matter how impossible it seems.
Balthazar: If there's a feeling in your heart, on your mark, get set to start
and head on out to try and reach your dreams.
Rugby: You've got to try the impossible, dare the increadible.
Climb aboard and take a ride, hope that luck is on your side.
Mew: Try the impossible 'cause if you do, you can make the impossible come true.
Belmont: There's a wise and simple lesson when your hopes are growing dim,
Simply take the word impossible and throw away the "Im".
All: You've got to try the impossible, dare the incredible climb aboard and take a ride, hope that luck is on your side.
Try the impossible 'cause if you do, you can make the impossible come true.
Bean: When you stand all alone and you feel the weight of zero in your bones.
When the wrong just goes on and the fight is like a night without a dawn,
with Lugsy: There's a voice you will hear, it will tell you what is right in spite of fear.
And the voice is a drum, it will lead you to your courage, it will tell your friends to come.
Bunnies: Drum of right, lead the fight.
Drum of time, we shall climb.
We will march to fight the wicked 'til the wicked take to flight
for we serve the drum of right.
All: Old friends, new friends home with a family.
we'll be together at Christmas.
Snowflakes, sleigh bells bringing back memories.
We'll be together at Christmas.
Some things change with passing years, let this feeling stay.
with Muppets and audience: Old friends, new friends hoping we'll always be here with each other together on Christmas Day.

You forgot about quite a few of the specials here, such as "Hey Cinderella", "The Frog Prince", "The Muppet Musicians of Bremen" and "The Great Santa Claus Switch".

 

[Twisted Tails]

You forgot about quite a few of the specials here, such as "Hey Cinderella", "The Frog Prince", "The Muppet Musicians of Bremen" and "The Great Santa Claus Switch".

Good job, Duke Remington! Vettech28 did forget the specials including: "Hey Cinderella", "The Frog Prince", "The Muppet Musicians of Bremen," and "The Great Santa Claus Switch."

Vettech28 - Please post more when you have time. Don't tell Red I said that (chuckles)!

 

[animalrescuer]

I apologize for not including those specials, but I'm not very familiar with those specials. I'm sorry if I offended anybody by not including those specials in the story.
Chapter 15:
Annoncer: Time once again for "Veterinarian's Hospital", the continuing story of a quack who's gone to the dogs.
Miss Piggy: Where are you guys?
Rowlf: Over here!
Miss Piggy: oh.
Janice: Dr. Bob, it's so dark, you can't see your hand in front of your face!
Rowlf: Well, don't worry. I remember what it looks like. It's brown and it has those five pointy things.
Miss Piggy: Dr. Bob, you have to cancel the operation. It's too dangerous. Nobody can see anything!
Rowlf: Well, if that includes the audience, it's the safest bet we've ever done.
Just a second. Ah-ha! (Comes back wearing a miner's hat and a flashlight)
Miss Piggy: Dr. Bob, that's a miner's hat!
Rowlf: Yes, and a pick. Now where's the patient?
Miss Piggy: You can't use a pick on the patient.
Rowlf: No, but I can use it on the patient's pockets!
Now where is he?
Janice: He's right here, Dr. Bob. He was trying to fix the power line and got a severe shock!
Miss Piggy: When he sees who his doctor is, he's going to get a real shock!
Janice: Not that kind of shock, he was shocked by ten thousand volts!
Rowlf: Gee, that should be enough to get him elected!
What was he ruuning for?
Miss Piggy: The hills if he had any sense.
Janice: Not votes, volts!
Rowlf: Well, run some volts through him again!
Janice: Again?
Rowlf: Yes, it's called "Re-volting"!
Miss Piggy and Janice: It certainly is.
Announcer: And so, we come to the end of another "Veterinarian's Hospital". Tune in next week when you'll hear Dr. Bob say:
Rowlf: Listen, if it's still dark when the patient comes to, give him this.
Miss Piggy: That's a ball point pen with a little light. What good is that?
Rowlf: He can see to sign a check!
Statler: You know, I don't know how those guys go on with the show under these circumstances.
Waldorf: I don't either, but at least it'll be an elightening experience for the audience!
(Both laugh)

 

[FrackleFan2012]

Chapter 12:
Kermit: Well, ladies and gentlemen, besides being part of TV shows, we also have done some well known TV specials. So with a medley of songs from those TV specials, here are the characters from "Emmet Otter's Jug-band Christmas", "Dog City", "The Tale of the Bunny Picnic", "The Christmas Toy" and featuring our very good friend, Billy Bunny.
Jug-band: When you meet somebody that don't like soul food, they've still got a soul and it don't mean that you've got no rhythm if you don't like rock and roll.
But if you taste's like mine,you like cider, not wine and you're very favorite thing to do
Wendell: is get a pretty girl dancing to jug-band music and a mess of mama's barbecue.
Jug-band: Brabecue
Emmet: lifts my spirit,
Jug-band: I swear that it never fails and the sauce mama makes just stays there forever if you dare to get it under your nails.
Emmet: So get the
Jug-band: frown off your face, we're gonna replace it with a grin and a dream come true
Wendell: with a pretty girl dancing to jug-band music
Jug-band: and a mess of mama's barbecue.
Billy Bunny: Here at the pond where the lily pads grow, froggies are talking above and below.
Telling a story you don't want to miss, all put together, it's something like this.
Frogs: Ribbit, croak, nee-deep, croak, ribbit.
Nee-deep, croak, ribbit, croak, nee-deep.
There's so much to say and we have all day.
Nee-deep, croak, ribbit.
Dogs: There's a scene you've gotta catch, there's a plot about to hatch.
Put on your collar and sniff around, you gotta dig this crazy town.
Huckters, hustlers, gamblers, fool, gangsters breaking all the rules.
Watch where you step, look out below, it's hip everybody wants to go.
Dog City, everybody wants to go.
Dog City, everybody wants to go.
Dog City, every crazy cat I know and every lowdown so and so.
Dog City, everybody wants to go.
Dog City, everybody in the know.
Put your glad rags on, bring lots of dough.
Hurry up, everybody wants to go.
Apple: When there's a big job to be done or a race that must be won,
no matter how impossible it seems.
Balthazar: If there's a feeling in your heart, on your mark, get set to start
and head on out to try and reach your dreams.
Rugby: You've got to try the impossible, dare the increadible.
Climb aboard and take a ride, hope that luck is on your side.
Mew: Try the impossible 'cause if you do, you can make the impossible come true.
Belmont: There's a wise and simple lesson when your hopes are growing dim,
Simply take the word impossible and throw away the "Im".
All: You've got to try the impossible, dare the incredible climb aboard and take a ride, hope that luck is on your side.
Try the impossible 'cause if you do, you can make the impossible come true.
Bean: When you stand all alone and you feel the weight of zero in your bones.
When the wrong just goes on and the fight is like a night without a dawn,
with Lugsy: There's a voice you will hear, it will tell you what is right in spite of fear.
And the voice is a drum, it will lead you to your courage, it will tell your friends to come.
Bunnies: Drum of right, lead the fight.
Drum of time, we shall climb.
We will march to fight the wicked 'til the wicked take to flight
for we serve the drum of right.
All: Old friends, new friends home with a family.
we'll be together at Christmas.
Snowflakes, sleigh bells bringing back memories.
We'll be together at Christmas.
Some things change with passing years, let this feeling stay.
with Muppets and audience: Old friends, new friends hoping we'll always be here with each other together on Christmas Day.

Awesome part here! I love it when Muppet Universes come together.