The Muppets at the House of Mouse

[animalrescuer]

Chapter 8:
Kermit: And now, continuing with musical tributes to Muppet shows, the next musical tribute is for a show whose mission was to bring a little peace to the world by bringing harmony and music to children's television making it one of the best Muppet projects we've ever been part of, ladies and gentleman, the music of Fraggle Rock!
Fraggles: Dance your cares away, worry's for another day.
Let the music play down at Fraggle Rock.
Doozers: Work your cares away, dancing's for another day.
Fraggles: Let the fraggles play!
We're Gobo, Mokey, Wembley, Boober, Red!
Uncle Matt: Every day, the world begins again.
Sunny skies or rain, come and follow me.
Gobo: Every sunrise shows me more and more.
So much to explore, come and follow me.
Both: Every morning, every day, every evening calling me away.
Wembley: While the sun goes 'round, I'll still be found
Following the sound, something's calling me.
Red: When the world is drifting back to bed, memories fill my head,
Wonders follow me.
All: Every morning, every day, every evening calling me away.
Every morning, every day, every evening calling me away.
Gobo: Well, when I'm wemblin' west, I take the friend I like best.
With Wembley: so we can wemble, wemble, wemble side by side.
Wembley: And when we're wemblin' south, we stick our feet in our mouth
Both: and we just wemble, wemble, wemble as we ride.
Both: So now it's (scatting) 'cause it's a wemblin' song, can't go wrong.
Yes, it's a (scatting), just wemblin' on.
We wemble most to the east and north we wemble the least, but still we wemble, wemble, wemble along.
Come on and wemble and you'll be just a wemblin' fool 'cause that's the wemble, womble, wimblin' song.
So now it's (scatting) 'cause it's a wemblin' song, can't go wrong.
Yes, it's a (scatting), just wemblin' on.
Doozers: Dream a dream and make it true, that's what Doozers like to do and building is the Doozer way to go, two, three, four.
'Cause every day, the world is new, there's dreams to pay attention to and building's the surest way we know, two, three, four.
Set your shoulder, move that boulder; hup, two, three, four! Hup, two, three, four!
Take our dream's work through our teamwork; hup, two, three, four, hup!
Pa Gorg: The most magnificent thing in the world is a Gorg, is a Gorg.
Ma Gorg: You'll rejoice 'til your toenails are curled with a Gorg, with a Gorg.
Junior Gorg: It picks you up, it sets you down.
It makes you sing all over town, it even tickles when you frown.
Pa Gorg: The most magnificent thing in the world,
Ma Gorg: the most splendificent thing you've ever hurled,
Both: the most magnificent thing in the winter or the spring...
Junior: is a Gorg!
Red: Remember when now and then everything went wrong and then our friends would sing the Friendship song.
Boober: You and I, we'd nearly cry to know their love was strong and by and by, we'd start to sing along.
Both: Try a little longer for your friends, try a little longer for your friends.
With the other fraggles, Doozers and Gorgs: Try a little longer for your friends, try a little stronger for your friends.
Gobo: I can almost see a world of harmony, music in the air, friendship everywhere.
Ties of love uniting you and me.
Cotterpin: I can almost see a world of harmony.
Red: Peace and love to share,
Junior: radishes to spare,
Mokey: babies everywhere
Boober: in their underwear.
All: All the world aware, we can truly care, ties of love uniting you and me.
Wembley: Linking us in perfect harmony.
Cotterpin: I had always thought the world was full of mystery,
Wembley: I have seen to many faces that were strange
Both: and it sometimes seemed that each one was my enemy
Cotterpin: and I said our fighting ways would never change.
Junior: But I've learned to meet my brother in my enemy
Mokey: and I learned that we are none of us alone
Both: for I've found a friend who's different and she/he cares for me
Junior: and I know a place we share can be our home.
All: We are the children of tomorrow, each one is different and the same.
Help us to live here with our other, our brother, one in heart, one in hope, one in name.
With Muppets: We are the children of tomorrow, each one is different and the same.
Help us to live here with our other, our brother, one in heart, one in hope, one in name.
With audience: We are the children of tomorrow, each one is different and the same.
Help us to live here with our other, our brother, one in heart, one in hope, one in name.

 

[Twisted Tails]

Yes! Fraggle Rock! I watched the show in syndication when I was little with my mom. I love this show! This was definetely the last and latest Muppet Production ever created.

 

[muppetlover123]

good

 

[animalrescuer]

Chapter 9:
Mickey: Well, is this turning into a great show or what?
Waldorf: I'd have to go with "or what"!
Statler: Hey, listen, you! I thought the Fraggle Rock medley was fantastic!
Waldorf: Okay, I'l give you that much.
Statler: But I think their music is better than anything the weirdos from The Muppet Show and a select few from Sesame Street could ever come up with.
(Both laugh)
Mickey: Well, folks, we'll break into an intermission and in the meantime, here is music provided by the Muppet Show Orchestra!
(Band plays "Sax and Violence")
Mickey: Looks like everyone loves you!
Goofy: Of course. You guys are famous beyond belief!
Kermit: Why, thanks, you guys.
Walter: I never, ever believed that the Muppets were ever no famous. Me, being a huge Muppet fan, I'm among many, have you ever seen the Muppe Central website or listened to the Muppetcast? They're so many fans out there! Everyone loves them!
Pete: Not everyone!
Mickey: Pete? What are you doing here?
Pete: Besides making sure there's a show going o or I shut the House of Mouse down, I wanted to take a little revenge on you, Muppets!
Kermit: Revenge? What do you mean, "revenge"?
Pete: I'll explain everything in song, like that Tex Richman guy the new Muppet movie.
Showgirls: He's Pete, everybody listen.
Just how great it is to be him.
He's the greatest, you're the lamest, Muppets are a waste of time, can't you see?
Pete: It's funny in my little world when I need a piece of string, I use a string of pearls.
If something's for sale, consider it sold.
I got so much gold, I gold plate my gold.
I even got a guy who can plate my cat.
I don't regret much, but I do regret that.
If I could start all over, I'd do it all the same
except I wouldn't gold plate little Twinkles again.
(Showgirls part repeats)
I recall a heartbreaking story about my own 10th birthday party.
Should have been a glorious day for me.
I'd have been happy as can be.
But the Muppets were there to put on a show.
They started to dance, they were telling their jokes.
I didn't laugh, I didn't know how.
Then my friends, they all turned around and they laughed at me!
They laughed at me, I hate you Muppets so!
(Show girls part repeats)
Little Muppets, it's time to give up your dream!
Mickey: Oh, come on, Pete. They didn't do anything wrong.
Daisy: The only reason why anybody wouldn't laugh at them when they sang, danced or told jokes is that they have no heart and no soul.
Donald: Hey, that sounds like Pete, fits him to a T!
Pete: You wait and see, I'll shut this place down and then everyone will forget about you Muppets somehow. I always find a way to do it.
Minnie: We can't let Pete shut the House of Mouse down!
Walter: and we can't let anyone out there forget about all the Muppets either!
Kermit: Still, we need to keep the show going, but how?
Miss Piggy: Ahem! Perhaps moi can help?
Kermit: What a great idea! Miss Piggy can perform her musical number and then we'll see what happens! I'll tell the band and the penguins to get ready.

 

[Twisted Tails]

Uh-oh! That tune is "Let's Talk About Me" which is Tex Richamn's song. Great job though vettech28. I would love more pleaseeeee.

 

[animalrescuer]

Chapter 10:
Mickey: This will show Pete!
Walter: Yeah, nothing will stop us now!
(Fanfare)
Kermit: And now, ladies and gentlemen, introducing a lady who always knows how to make an entrance, here she is, the fantastic Miss Piggy! Yaaaaaaaay!
Penguins:A heat wave moved right into town last week.
She came from the island of Martinique.
The can can she daces will make you fry,
the can can is really the reason why.
Miss Piggy: We're having a heat wave, a tropical heat wave.
The temperature's rising, it isn't surprising.
Penguins: She certainly can, can can.
Miss Piggy:I started the heat wave by letting my seat wave.
Penguins: And it's such a way that the customers say that
Miss Piggy: I certainly can, can can.
Penguins: Gee, her anatomy made the mercury jumped to ninty-three.
Yes, sir.
We're having a heat wave. (Oh, what a heat wave!)
A tropical heat wave. (I'm in a heat wave!)
The way that she moves, that thermometer proves that she certainly can.
Miss Piggy: And you bet I can.
Penguins: She certainly can
Miss Piggy: can can!
Waldorf: You know, I always thought that pig had great talent.
Statler: Yeah, I guess you can say she always brings home the bacon!
(Both laugh)

 

[Twisted Tails]

I thought this section was really hilarious. BTW: Who orignally preformed Heat Wave, Vecttech28.

 

[muppetlover123]

haha

 

[animalrescuer]

Marilyn Monroe originally performed "Heat Wave" from the classic movie, "No Business like Show Business", at least I think that's the title of the film. You can find it on YouTube as well as the Miss Piggy version.

 

[animalrescuer]

Chapter 11:
Kermit: Miss Piggy, that was fantastic!
Miss Piggy: Of course. Let's just say I always know how to bring the house down.
Floyd: What is that, a figure of speech or a reference to your weight? (Laughs)
Miss Piggy: Oh, knock it off, beatnik!
Clarabelle: Miss Piggy, you were fabulous!
Miss Piggy: Why, thank you.
Clarabelle: Now, if you don't mind, I must ask you a few personal questions. First of all, what can you tell me about your relationship with Kermit? Are you really married or is that just hearsay?
Miss Piggy: Well, as much as Kermit doesn't like to admit it, we are, in fact, a married couple.
Clarabelle: My gossiping intuituion was right all along! How long have you been together?
Miss Piggy: Let's seen, we were married in 1984, so that makes 28 years.
Clarabelle: My goodness, that's longer than most celebrity marriages these days!
Miss Piggy: Well, it's a long and healthy working relationship.
Kermit: Miss Piggy, it's time to get ready for your parts in "Pigs in Space" and "Veterinarian's Hospital"
Miss Piggy: Oh, right. Excuse me, Clarabelle.
Clarabelle: No problem, dear.
Kermit: So, what were you girls talking about?
Clarabelle: Oh, you know, the usual thing women talk about.
Kermit: Let me guess, did she tell you that we were married?
Clarabelle: Well, for lack of a better explanation...yes.
Kermit: I hate it when she does that to me!
Clarabelle: You mean to say, you're not really married? Did you get a divorce?
Kermit: We did not get a divorce! If we got one, we would have been married already! Look, the truth is that she tricked me into marrying her numerous times and when we did "The Muppets take Manhattan", she finally succeeded! Now everyone thinks we are married!
Clarabelle: Ooh, how juicy!
Kermit: I don't have time to talk about this. Scooter!
Scooter: Yes, chief?
Kermit: Can you go ahead and inroduce everyone from the TV specials we've done on stage for their medley?
Scooter: Right away, sir.
Kermit: Miss Piggy has done it now. But I'll talk to her after this.