Fraggleforever
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Well everybody, the Muppets are having their very own murder mystery. Can you figure out who done it? Here goes!
Chapter 1.
Kermit believed that the Muppets, and himself, needed a short time out from the theater. So, he rented a cozy mansion on top of murder hill for a week. (Don't ask. The price was cheap.)
"Murder hill?!" Said Miss Piggy questionly.
"Aw, come on Piggy. It won't be that bad. And besides, it's just a superstition."
Piggy calmed down and gazed at Kermit.
"Oh Kermie. You're so thoughtful, having us go on this vacation."
"Well Piggy, you guys have been working so hard that I decided that we need a break."
Piggy gave Kermit a peck on the cheek and went to her room. Kermit frowned and continued packing.
Everybody in the boarding house was getting ready. The Mayhem bus was getting packed up with everybody's stuff. Animal was a big help.
"HELPING! HELPING!" He was chucking luggage on top of the bus.
"Man Gonzo, he needs to cut back on the caffeine." Said Clifford.
"Yeah, that stuff could kill you."
Gonzo hooked his nose on the bus's car battery, and started it, causing a huge rush of electicity to go through his body.
"That was so cool!" He was charred and smoking.
"Well, maybe caffeine isn't that bad." Clifford pondered.
The bus got packed up, and everybody was on board.
"Roll call!" Kermit yelled, trying to get everybody's attention.
"Fozzie?"
"Here."
"Gonzo?"
"Here."
"Piggy?"
"Naturally."
"Clifford?"
"Yo."
"Dr. Teeth?"
"Absatively Posilutely!"
"Robin?"
"Present!"
"Headless Bill?.........Headless Bill?"
A Muppet without a head gave a thumbs up.
"Scooter?"
"Here Chief!"
"Rowlf?"
"Yep."
"Rizzo?"
"Where's da food?"
"Sam?"
"Let's speed this along frog."
"Floyd?"
"Right on."
"Janice?"
"Fer sure, rully."
"Animal?"
"HERE! HERE!"
"Zoot?"
"......."
"Lips?"
"......."
"Pepe?"
"Here, hokay?"
"Kenny the skunk?"
"Here."
"Bunsen and Beaker?"
"Here." "Meep."
"Bean bunny?"
"Here."
"Johnny and Sal?"
"JOHNNY"S HERE!.....and..uh....here."
"Everyone else?"
"Here." They grumbled.
"Good. Take us there, Dr. Teeth."
"You got it, green man."
With that, the Muppets set off to Murder hill, to spend a week.
[Bum bum bum!!!]
Chapter 1.
Kermit believed that the Muppets, and himself, needed a short time out from the theater. So, he rented a cozy mansion on top of murder hill for a week. (Don't ask. The price was cheap.)
"Murder hill?!" Said Miss Piggy questionly.
"Aw, come on Piggy. It won't be that bad. And besides, it's just a superstition."
Piggy calmed down and gazed at Kermit.
"Oh Kermie. You're so thoughtful, having us go on this vacation."
"Well Piggy, you guys have been working so hard that I decided that we need a break."
Piggy gave Kermit a peck on the cheek and went to her room. Kermit frowned and continued packing.
Everybody in the boarding house was getting ready. The Mayhem bus was getting packed up with everybody's stuff. Animal was a big help.
"HELPING! HELPING!" He was chucking luggage on top of the bus.
"Man Gonzo, he needs to cut back on the caffeine." Said Clifford.
"Yeah, that stuff could kill you."
Gonzo hooked his nose on the bus's car battery, and started it, causing a huge rush of electicity to go through his body.
"That was so cool!" He was charred and smoking.
"Well, maybe caffeine isn't that bad." Clifford pondered.
The bus got packed up, and everybody was on board.
"Roll call!" Kermit yelled, trying to get everybody's attention.
"Fozzie?"
"Here."
"Gonzo?"
"Here."
"Piggy?"
"Naturally."
"Clifford?"
"Yo."
"Dr. Teeth?"
"Absatively Posilutely!"
"Robin?"
"Present!"
"Headless Bill?.........Headless Bill?"
A Muppet without a head gave a thumbs up.
"Scooter?"
"Here Chief!"
"Rowlf?"
"Yep."
"Rizzo?"
"Where's da food?"
"Sam?"
"Let's speed this along frog."
"Floyd?"
"Right on."
"Janice?"
"Fer sure, rully."
"Animal?"
"HERE! HERE!"
"Zoot?"
"......."
"Lips?"
"......."
"Pepe?"
"Here, hokay?"
"Kenny the skunk?"
"Here."
"Bunsen and Beaker?"
"Here." "Meep."
"Bean bunny?"
"Here."
"Johnny and Sal?"
"JOHNNY"S HERE!.....and..uh....here."
"Everyone else?"
"Here." They grumbled.
"Good. Take us there, Dr. Teeth."
"You got it, green man."
With that, the Muppets set off to Murder hill, to spend a week.
[Bum bum bum!!!]