The Muppet Murder Mystery (Try to say that five times fast)

[Fraggleforever]

Chapter 4.

Clifford, Fozzie, Gonzo, and Rizzo were wandering down a dark hallway. Fozzie, who protested on going in the hallway in the first place, was visibly scared.
"Guys, maybe we should go back..."
Clifford shook his head.
"Aw Foz, don't worry. This is just a pretend murder mystery. We're not in real danger."
"What? Aw nuts! It would've been so cool if it was real!" Gonzo said.
"Oh brother." Rizzo said.
They went a little further, but just then, a black gloved hand came out of a door and grabbed Rizzo, and retreated back inside the door.
"Hey Riz, find anything?........Riz?" The three looked around.
"Hey, where did he go?"
"I think his stomach got the best of him. I bet he went to the kitchen." Gonzo said.
They went a little further. But that same hand came out of a different door, and grabbed Gonzo.
"Gonzo?"
"Man, this is getting weird."
The gloved hand came back and grabbed Fozzie as well.
Clifford was now scared.
"Uh......where did everybody go?"
Just then, the gloved hand was put around Clifford's mouth, and he was dragged into the doorway. The door slammed shut.

Back in the den, everyone was still looking for clues. But, Kermit was getting worried.
"Hey, has anybody seen Clifford, Fozzie, Gonzo, and Rizzo?"
"Sorry uncle Kermit, but they've been gone for hours."
Kermit thought to himself. "This is not what I planned."
"Oh Kermie! I found a clue!" Piggy held up a jacket that said "Cheeze-it U"
"Oh no! That's Rizzo's jacket!"
"Really? Oh goodie! That mystery prize is as good as mine!" She skipped away happily.
Kermit thought to himself some more.
"Perhaps I should find them."
But before he could do so, Robin ran up to him.
"Uncle Kermit! The Electric Mayhem is missing!"
Kermit gulped.
"This is definately not what I had in planned."

In a dark room, Fozzie, Gonzo, Clifford, Rizzo, and the Electric Mayhem were blindfolded and tied to chairs.
"Hey, um.....did we solve the mystery?" Gonzo asked.
"Quiet you big nosed freak!" Said a voice that was conceiled by a voice changer device. The voice sounded deep and angry.
"Hey man, how come we're blindfolded?"
"DARK! DARK!"
"Like, this must be what it is like to be "left in the dark". Fur sure."
"What?...huh...?"
"Go back to sleep Zoot." Dr. Teeth said.
"Quiet all of you!!" The voice said. "I had enough of your lip, or should I say, foam lip. You think this is all a game? Well, it isn't! This was all a trick to get you mediocre Muppets to this mansion. Now that you are all here, I will get rid of you, once and for all! And best of all, the rest of your friends think this is all for fun. Well, it will be fun...fun for me! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!"
The voice faded away and they heard a door shut. A long silence ensued, until Fozzie spoke up.
"Does this mean we don't get the mystery prize?"
"Fozzie, just drop it." Clifford said.

 

[G-MAN]

Hmmm, judging by the insult the masked guy gave Gonzo, I'd think it was MMMMm..... (Someone has hit me in the back of the head to knock me out, either to keep me quiet, or for some other odd reason)

 

[Fraggleforever]

Chapter 4

The large group of muppets kept getting smaller and smaller. Kermit at this point was getting suspicious and very worried.
"Uncle Kermit? Where did everybody go?"
"I don't know Robin, but we have to find them. Who knows what could have happened to them."
Kermit called a time out to the game, and whoever was left went into the kitchen.
"Now then, since many people have gone missing, I suggest we form a search party. Now then, who's left?"
All that was left was Andy and Randy pig, Bill the Bubble guy, and Lew Zealand. And, of course, Robin the frog.
Kermit frowned.
"Good grief. Well, let's get going."
They walked up the large stairway, huddled close to each other.
"Tag!"
"Tag!"
"Tag!"
"Nope! You're it!"
"Nuh huh!"
"Uh huh!"
"WILL YOU TWO STOP IT?!?!?!" Kermit yelled at the two pigs.
"Sorry uncle Kermit." They said together.
"And I am not your uncle. Sheesh."
During the distraction, Bill and Lew were snatched by two gloved hands.
"Now then....uh....where did Lew and Bill go?"
"We don't know." Andy and Randy said.
"Uncle Kermit?"
"Yes Robin?"
"Is this a clue?"
He held up a pearl necklace.
"Let me see that Robin." Kermit said.
Just then, Andy and Randy were snatched by two gloved hands.
"That's Piggy's necklace. We must be getting close."
"Uncle Kermit?"
"Yes Robin?"
"Andy and Randy are gone."
Kermit did a double take, and gulped.
"Well, I guess that leaves you and me Robin."
"I'm scared uncle Kermit."
"Don't be. I'll be right here."
Kermit picked up Robin and put him on his shoulder.
"Let's go."
They headed to the dark hallway.

Meanwhile, Lew, Bill, Andy and Randy were blindfolded and tied to chairs.
The deep voice spoke in a sinister tone.
"Now then, that just leaves the two frogs. Soon, I shall be rid of those annoying Muppets forever!"
He laughed a sinister laugh. The Muppets heard that laugh fade away and then heard a door shut.
"Now what?" Fozzie asked.
"Don't worry, Kermit will save us." Gonzo replied.
"Yeah, Kerm won't let us down." Clifford added.
Pepe gulped. "I hope, hokay."
"Pepe...." The Muppets scolded.
"Hey, why don't we sing a song to lift our spirits?" Fozzie asked.
"I got one." Pops said.
"Oh there's no fire in the fireplace,
there's no carpet on the floor.
Don't try to order dinner, there's no kitchen anymore.
But if the road's been kind of bumpy, and you need to rest a spell,"
Everybody sang along.
"Well welcome home, to Happiness Hotel!"
Gonzo thought to himself while they were singing,
"I hope Kermit can hear us."

 

[ReneeLouvier]

Really nice story, Fraggleforever! I'm really loving it!

 

[Fraggleforever]

Chapter 5

"Uncle Kermit! Do you hear that?"
Kermit stopped and listened to what his nephew had heard. He heard it too. "...it...it sounds like the gang!"
"They must be singing to get our attention." Robin suggested.
"Or maybe they're having a party without us.....yeah....and I'm Mickey Mouse's cousin. Follow me Robin!"
The frogs hopped down the darkened hallway, following the singing voices, with Kermit singing to himself as they got closer.
"OK, the lobby's looking shabby, and it's the wrong address, and the whole dang thing has been condemned by American Express."
Robin joined in.
"Still the management is cheerful, though the whole joint's gone to...."
"Robin!"
"I was just going to say "smells"."
"OK, that's better."
They kept going down the hallway, and found the door where the singing was coming from.
Inside....
"You'll fit right in, to Happiness Hotel!"
The door swung open, and Kermit and Robin sang,
"We'll fit right in!"
Everybody finished the song.
"To Happiness Hotel!!"
Kermit and Robin hopped to the Muppet prisoners and untied them.
"Who did this to you guys?"
"We don't know, but I don't want to hang around and find out!" Fozzie said.
"I do!" Gonzo exclaimed.
"Gonzo..." Everyone said, rolling their eyes.
"Come on gang! Let's get out of here!" Kermit said.
Suddenly the door slammed shut.
"Not so fast frog!"
The Muppets looked around the room, looking for the owner of that voice. Suddenly, from the shadows, a large figure wearing all black and a mask on their face.
"No one's going anywhere!"
"Alright pal, who are you?" Kermit asked.
The masked stranger took off the mask and everyone gasped.
".......you...." Kermit said quietly.

 

[crazed gonzo fa]

This is Great Fraggleforever!!!! I know who it is! It's *fffittttt*(Some one has shot me with a sleeping dart) *THUD*

 

[crazed gonzo fa]

Suspects

This is Great Fraggleforever!!!! I know who it is! It's *fffittttt*(Some one has shot me with a sleeping dart) *THUD*

(I've just awakened from being asleep) I've some how forgotten who the villian is, but here's a list of suspects and reasons-

Doc Hopper-Wanting revenge on Kermit for turning down his offer to become his mascot

Mr. Holiday-Wanting revenge on the muppets for foiling his jewel heist and sending him to jail

Ms. Bitterman-Wanting revenge on the muppets for foiling her attempts to turn the Muppet Theater into Club Dot

 

[Fraggleforever]

Chapter 6

".....you..." Kermit said quietly.
"Yes! It is I, Dr. Phil Van Neuter!" The mad scientist took off his black clothes, revealing his scientist wardrobe.
"But why Phil?" Kermit asked.
"Why? WHY?! Ever since Muppets Tonight went off the air, you guys broke contact with me. It is like you don't want anything to do with me." He said sadly.
"Well, possibly...." Pepe said before being nudged by Gonzo's elbow.
"But Phil, is that any reason to murder us?" Clifford asked.
"Well....no, but ignoring me isn't very nice either."
"Phil, we're sorry. We didn't know." Kermit responded.
"You want to come home with us?" Gonzo asked.
"Really? You want me to move in with you guys? Even if I tricked you all, kidnapped you, and threatened to do horrible things to you?" Phil asked.
"Absolutely man." Clifford said.
"I accept! Mulch! Get the bags!"
"Growl growl grumble." Mulch responded.
"Kermie, what about the mystery prize?" Piggy asked.
"Yeah chief, who won?" Scooter asked.
"Who won hokay?"
"Was it me?"
"MYSTERY PRIZE!"
"Hey man, I won."
"No way Clifford."
Kermit gulped.
"Well...uh....you all won."
"We did?" Gonzo asked.
"Absolutely. Here's the mystery prize."

Back home, everyone was getting unpacked.
"Thanks for the pizza coupons Kermit!" Fozzie said, passing Kermit's room.
"Your welcome Fozzie." Kermit responded. Kermit gave everyone pizza coupons, and surprisingly, nobody objected.
With that, Kermit laid down on his bed and took a deep breath.
"Next year, we're going to Canada." Kermit thought to himself for the next time they went on vacation.

The End.

 

[Fraggleforever]

Aw man! Your right! He did have a part in Muppets from Space. [Sigh] Oh well, I'll remember for next time. Thanks everybody for your comments!