"The Moppet Family..."

[DanDanStrawberry]

DanDan: Hello dear. Put down that iron you'll hurt someone. Now come along or we'll miss How Clean Is Your Mouse!! And you wouldn't want that!

 

[Lucy]

PeaPea: Alright...but I'll get you next time! *evil laugh*. Anyhoo, let's go look and see how to get ketchup stains out of t-shirts! Boy, I tell you, that's a tricky one!

[Falls through burnt iron patch in floor]

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

You know dear you could just use the stairs like normal people...

 

[Lucy]

Well, that would be the easy option, wouldn't it?? I say NEVER!! Never use the stairs! I think we should get a fireman's pole installed, it'll be easier, faster and cheaper! (Unless we're planning on going upstairs, that is....)

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

Yes but who needs an upstairs? I mean what's the point, really. Apart from the bedrooms being up there. We could sleep downstairs. And the bathroom...well...there's always the kitchen sink. I say tear down the stairs!! *shouts* FEM! PASS MY SLEDGE-HAMMER!!

 

[Lucy]

I got the couch!

No, wait! All of my prized cleaning possesions are up there!

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

DanDan: *from outside* TOO LATE, PEAPEA LE-ROO

Fem: What? What's going on?

DanDan: *drives bulldozer into side of the house* Ooopsidaisy!! I was only trying to mow the lawn!!

Fem: DanDan!! You've knocked down an entire wall!!

DanDan: Oh no! Now the house will be draughty!!

 

[Lucy]

Humph, you could have at least pretended that you weren't trying to hit me...

*sulks*

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

Fem: What are you going to do?

DanDan: I'll tell you what I'm going to do...

Fem: What?

DanDan: ...later! Now it's time for sleep *Falls asleep at the wheel of her bulldozer*

*Peapea also falls asleep*

Fem: It's times like this I wish I'd stayed in the pet shop...

 

[Beauregard]

Father: *downstairs reading the paper* It's been very quiet here...the kids are behaving, Vic is...well..."reading", the neighbours are...absent. Dan-Dan only destroyed her his their house once...

(OOC: Hi! As I am still absent, and Prawnie/Jack has computer problems, and Lisa/Kittens is absent for various reasons, and I keep being stuck out for 0 reasons, and Vibs, Mingo and Vic are generally too busy to get on I am thinking of taking a season break on MopFam for a while, so, no major storylines unless you can persue them on your own (Good Kyle/Evil Kyle), or random posts (Dan-Dan/Pea-Pea). I'd ask that no specific dates/times be used for posts becuase otherwise we are stuck with weeks or monthes of the Mopepts doing nothing, during which time the twins will be growing up, etc. If that makes any kind of sence. So, sort of keyed-down until a. I return, and b. the other's do)

Father: I'm very worried...