"The Moppet Family..."

[Beauregard]

(OOC: Ok, so, looks like I am ehre for a while!!! Let's get this game rolling again)

Father: Vibs have you seen my...*sees shirt* Ahh, there. Where is the...*finds the iron* Great. *irons shirt* Thank goodness I escaped from that crazy woman's car...Jack's girlfriend in trouble indeed...Jack is of no concern to me, really, he just lives here...*realises I am burning a hole in the shirt* Jack!!! Can you iron?

 

[Erine81981]

Still in England calling home

Biggy: HELLO?!

Yakky: Is anyone answering?

Biggy: Nope. Come one Mr. Moppet answering your phone!

Yakky:*sees Evil Kyle* Uh Biggy? *tapping on shoulder*

Biggy: Shhhhh..*slaping hoof away from shoulder*

Yakky: Uh you might want to....AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *runs off*

Biggy: SHUT UP! *turns around to find Evil Kyle* Oops! *grins a big grin, drops phone and runs off again*
Evil Kyle: What do we have here? *picks up phone, smiles a big evil smile*

 

[Beauregard]

Father: *puts down iron and grabs phone* Yes? Oh, no! *sees the dinner boiling over* Please hold. *dashes to the dinner, and smells burning, grabs the iron off the shirt, finds the phone* Yes? Oh! Hold on. VIC!!! You are late for school! Either go, or help me with this burning dinner! *back to phone* Who is this?

 

[Erine81981]

On the other end of the phone

Evil Kyle: It's Kyle. Your next door kid. Remember me? *grins a big evil smile*

 

[Beauregard]

Father: Oh! That person! Hi, what can I do for you Kyle-Next-Door-Who-Was-Evil-But-Oh-Seriously-Can't-Possibly-Be-So-Now-And-Talk-Fast-Because-I-Am-Cooking-And-So-On? Are you coming for lunch Kyle-Next-Door-Who-Was-Evil-But-Oh-Seriously-Can't-Possibly-Be-So-Now-And-Talk-Fast-Because-I-Am-Cooking-And-So-On-Did-I-Already-Say-This?

 

[Erine81981]

Father: Oh! That person! Hi, what can I do for you Kyle-Next-Door-Who-Was-Evil-But-Oh-Seriously-Can't-Possibly-Be-So-Now-And-Talk-Fast-Because-I-Am-Cooking-And-So-On? Are you coming for lunch Kyle-Next-Door-Who-Was-Evil-But-Oh-Seriously-Can't-Possibly-Be-So-Now-And-Talk-Fast-Because-I-Am-Cooking-And-So-On-Did-I-Already-Say-This?

Evil Kyle: *looks at camera* There's time I don't understand why he lives with this family of misfits. Uh no Mr. Moppet who I would love to kill! Whoops sorry did I say that? I mean kiss. *mouths words* What am I saying? You didn't hear that. Uh no Mr. Muppet I'm going to have to kill two flea bag animals here soon. Talk to you later. *throws phone down and runs off*

 

[Beauregard]

Father: Kiss me! *blink* *checks no one saw him shouting Kiss Me into a phone* Kiss me??? Kyl-...This is rather worrying. Now he said he was in England. *I know he didn't but let's put a little moviemagic here* perhaps we should go and check on the child...

 

[Vibs]

Viq: yeah totally!

Vibs: that's a great idea!

Viola: let's go fer it!

Random passing old lady: where DID I put my glasses!

Random man: You are wearing contacts.

Random passing old lady: Ah so that's why!

Viq: who wrote this into the story???

Vibs: I swear it wasn't me...

Viola the Muse: ... Okay, so I might have happened to inspire the screenwriter a wee bit too much, but hey I'm only a baby.

Moose: *haaaakos*

...

*back to the story*

 

[Beauregard]

Father: *blink* Who's your friend dear? *unblink* Right, we should pack...Vic is in trouble in the UK, and I happen to have relations there...naturally this calls for an unroot of the entire family for a jaunt to england for a British episode...*rings the Coles, Mingo, Harvey, etc, and invites all to join him*

 

[The Count]

Uh... Wasn't the general idea that this whole thing was set in England in the first place?

Oh well... Better call Isabelle at her pursonal phone, and Grandma K... Might have to do some packing after all.