"The Moppet Family..."

[Beauregard]

*turns fast to Fem, dropping the pot, tea leaves skatter across the tiles*

Fem...I...need to tell you something...

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

Oh not now...DanDan's gone to Hawai and I have to stop her before she's put in that prison again!! Why did I get forsaken with this incessant blue thing??? ARGH!!

 

[Beauregard]

No...Fem. Wait.

Er...Tabi, Anne, stuff, can you leave us alone for a moment...

I...*looks out through the rain to the tree where Dan used to hang by his toes*...Dan is...

*kneels down to Fems hight*

I don't know how to say this, but, Dan...he meant a lot...no matter if he was my brother, or Christy's sister, or Viq's blue aunt...he did. And...he's gone, Fem, he's not coming back. Dan-Dan is...he's dead...

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

*blinks*
*blinks again*
*blinks*
Dead?
*blinks*
Don't be silly. Of course she's not dead. She's probably fallen asleep again. She snores when she's awake, but by golly she's a peaceful sleeper.
*blinks*
Of course she's not dead.
*blinks*
Don't be...
*blinks*
Don't be silly

 

[RedDragon]

<opens closet door to show Fem> I'm sorry Fem, truely sorry.

 

[Beauregard]

*closes eyes*

*sits back on heels*

*feels a message moving through space and time, from Mother...oh how I miss her at times like this*

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

Sorry? What for, she's not dead *shouts* DANDAN!! WAKE UP!!
*blinks*
See, she's asleep. DANDAN!!
*blinks*
She's just sleeping, honestly. Over-reacters or what?
*blinks*
DANDAN!! WAKE UP, DANDAN!!
*blinks*
WAKE UP!!
*blinks*
*blinks again*
WAKE UP, DANDAN!!

 

[Beauregard]

*steps forward, places hand on Fem* No...Fem...she is dead...I wish...I could say something right now...but I don't...know...just...

*shakes head*

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

Of course she's NOT DEAD!! *screams* WAKE UP, YOU'RE MISSING T...*shouts* you're missing Teletubbies, DanDan. So wake up!! Wake up!! *whispers* Wake...up...

 

[Beauregard]

*lifts Fem gently away.*

Not now...Fem...

*closes closet dooor softly*