"The Moppet Family..."

[DanDanStrawberry]

But Teletubbies is on....*sniffs*...and she....never misses....she can't be...she can't miss.....DanDan?

 

[Beauregard]

*places Fem gently on the table* *picks up a handkercheif from the floor* *turns it over and reads the words, "Blow your nose on me."*

Here, dry your eyes Fem...*hands Fem the handkerchief...*

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

*wails* That was.... *sobs loudly* that was..... *wails*

*knocking is head in closet*

DANDAN??? DANDAN?????
*runs over and opens door*

*Snubs the raccoon jumps out of DanDan's pocket*

Oh Snubs...I guess you've heard...*sobs loudly*

 

[Beauregard]

Out of Character: Due to the nature of the story at the moment, and that fact that certain main characters to this story arc (Dan-Dan, Fem, Father) have to sleep, I'm asking that we do not post further (Or, certainy, at very least, do not change the story, or anything, or the tone) until Dan-Dan returns to play his part once more tomorrow. I don't ask it often, but kinda feel it is necessery in this one instence...

 

[The Count]

*OOC: Well... Since I got here late to the party... And it's not going to hurt the story none...

*Adam calls Bo, asks if he's seen the kittens, gets the news, and learns about DanDan.
*Chants spell after hanging up the phone, and the kittens return home.
Now what have I told you three about running off like that? You could've scared Mommy and Daddy... Now come have your glasses of milk and brush your teeth, I'll tuck you in bed in a little bit.
*Calls Bo again to apologize for the kittens showing up and about what happened to DanDan.

 

[Beauregard]

(OOC: Ok, reopening! No problem count)

Cutting forward to the funeral...the family gather outside the church...

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Father: *going through the church doors* Vibs, Viq, find a seat, and stay on it. And...keep the seat in the same palce with you on it.

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

*Fem Taeer stands at church doors welcoming mourners*

Fem: *to some random* Thanks for coming, good to see you. DanDan would be glad to see you...

*Chet Dar enters*

Chet Dar: Excuse me, I need to get in

Fem: No you don't, just who are you?

Chet: Oh you don't know me. I meet DanDan in prison in 20 years, then we get married

Fem: But how can....she's dead????

Chet: Are you gonna let me in or not?

Fem: Fine... *moves so Chet can get in*

 

[Beauregard]

*moves up behind Fem* How are you holding up? Well...sort of, holding...I didn't mean to offend, you being a foot and all, but...never mind...Do you need me to say anything in the service?

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

*to Father*
I don't know....it's so hard being without DanDan. Ever since I was made able to speak every day I've woken up to the sound of DanDan dancing the hula in the front room. Now when I wake up I see nothing but an empty grass skirt with no blue aunt jiggling in it... *sobs*

 

[Vibs]

Viq: I can't believe it Vibs... Life can end all of a sudden and it just leaves you back, thinking "What? What is the meaning with all of it..."

Vibs: Yeah... Do you think jack is here?

Viq: ARH! You are so insensitive!

Vibs: I just asked... and hey, did you ever think "wow Aunt DanDan is a nice person?" I mean we don't even know if she is a she or a he or a goat or a...

Viq: Vibs, don't speak like that. Aunt DanDan was a living nut, who always tried to eat us... and *sniff* she failed to. And now she'll never manage *blows nose*

Vibs: ... um, right you have a point...

Viq: Dad, I need a hug...