"The Moppet Family..."

[DanDanStrawberry]

Lemons? I hear enough about them from my mechanic. Now get out we're here, at the pet shop. Where the pet shop owner works. Who will be played by the gorgeous Dan Blake!

 

[Beauregard]

*follows Dan-Dan into petshop*

Eech...all these filthy flea ridden pets...awww...look at that cute bunny!!! And the doggiewoggy, you're not bad like our petty doggie are you, little cutie? *dog snaps at Father's face* Horrid little mutt!

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

Hey look what I found

*points to tarantula cage*

I shall call you Fluffy

*takes out of cage. Sprayed with poison*

Now now, if you can't play nicely then I'll put you back. Now fetch!

*throws stick, and puts Fluffy on ground to fetch it*
*Fluffy gets back into cage*

Fluffy, I hardly knew thee.

 

[Beauregard]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

*looks up*

Sorry, I thought the trantula was a rat...

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

Don't listen to him Fluffy. He's just jealous becuase he isn't as beautiful as you. Aren't you?

*kisses Fluffy*

Yay!! Malaria! Third time this year!! Oooh....

*heads over to a cage*

 

[Beauregard]

Get away from that cage Dan-Dan! Wait, no, put that parrot down. it says, "No feeding the pets. And I think that counts double for eating them...

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

But I wasn't feeding them, they were feeding me!! Ooh what's this?

*heads over to a corner marked "miscellaneous body parts"*

 

[theprawncracker]

*Puts Mrs. Jones on leash*

Come on Luella. Let's go find that blue thing!

*runs out door and almost gets run over by Dan-Dan's lemon*

There she is Luella fetch!

*Mrs. Jones runs after the lemon with Jack holding the leash*

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

*everyone in the store runs away screaming from DanDan and her new pet*
DanDan: What's the matter? It's just my new pet!!
Woman: It's hideous
*Woman faints*
DanDan: Well if no one else wants her
*eats her*
*Camera pans out...DanDan's new pet is indeed a foot*

 

[Beauregard]

*staying calm, staying calm*

It's...um...cute. It's...

*stayign calm, staying calm*

...quite, er, large, about afoot I guess, um....

*panicking*

About a foot? A foot?

*looks at camera*

Aunt Dan-Dan has a pet foot. And do I look surprised?

*faints*