"The Moppet Family..."

[DanDanStrawberry]

Hmmm. *cough*

Narrator: As DanDan drove along in her giant hollowed-out lemon, singing the score of Lion King, she slowly realised she had run out of random things to say and do.

Meanwhile, in Newcastle, England, a curly-haired teenager rubbed his lobes and tried to think of random things for his blue friend to say and do.

 

[theprawncracker]

What? Vibs what did you do?!? Now Mrs. Jones is gonna kill me!

Mrs. Jones: Grrr. *bites Jack's other leg* OW!!!

 

[Vibs]

... Arw woof warf... um...

Viq: Okay okay I'll turn you back into your good old self.

... Thank you. Now where was I? Oh yes. At the office...

Viq: *is still holding on to father's leg* Mmmmmm this leg's getting better and better!!

... and back home, wow it's really annoying when the twins aren't at the same place...

Vibs: ... Jack stop fooling around with the puppy and tell me what you think of my new dress!

 

[theprawncracker]

What? Oh sure, I'll tell you what I think of your dress if you find Dan-Dan for me and turn Mrs. Jones back to normal. *smiles at Vibs*

 

[Vibs]

Vibs: okay sure - I'll do that when you've told me what you think of my new dress... *smiles at jack*

 

[theprawncracker]

Fine...I think that new dress is positively divine Vibsy thing.

Now, bring me Dan-Dan!

 

[Vibs]

Vibs: Thanks Jack... *smiles*






... Oh yes, right. DanDan ...um... sorry can't find him.

... at the office...

Viq: Mmmm, I'll never let go.

 

[Beauregard]

Get off! Get off! What is this, "Bring a baby to work and let him hang on your leg all morning day..." I must have missed the memo...

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

*the door flies open and a farmiliar aunt walks in*

Sorry to disturb you at work. But I have urgent news. After leaving my moose hypnotist, I went to my iguana hypnotist- and he said he'd never seen me this depressed since they cancelled Frasier. So anyway, he said that I need something and I have decided... I am going to buy a pet!! So you there *gestures to Viq* let go of your father's leg and come with me to the pet shop where I will choose my new animal companion.

 

[Beauregard]

You don't think I am going to let Viq accompany you!!! Viq, you stay here. I'll go with Dan-Dan and keep things under control...I dare only to dread what he may have thought up this time...*rings mingo to come look after Viq*