"The Moppet Family..."

[Erine81981]

*grabs the crowbar* Stupid man. *goes to the back of the van and starts using the crowbar* *groans* Help me Biggy!

Biggy: Got it. *grabs door handle and pulls off door* There.

Uh Biggy I didn't ask for you to pull the door off. I asked you to help me with this crowbar.

Biggy: Sorry. Sheesh...

Its alright. Now lets....

 

[Beauregard]

Father: Look out.
Moppet: Wuz...

*the van drives away fast, throwing a guitar out the back onto the road*

Father: Huh?
Moppet: Look out!!

*the van drives exactly where Father was stood as he dives aside*

Father: Wuz
Moppet: That it, I'm out of here. This obviously ins't the time for split personalities.

 

[Erine81981]

Look at what you did? You let them get away old man. Come on. In the car!

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

To the Fatmobile

*a hand holding a card appears on stage holding a card, which is passed to DanDan*

Sorry, that would be the Batmobile. My most humble apologies...

 

[minidoozer]

SIDENOTE:

I colored/recolored some of Vibs wonderful drawings of the MopFammers. Vibs, we make a good team!

Mother:

Vibs:

Viq:

Vic:

Father:

Another Father:

And in case you didn't see the others:

Aunt Dan-Dan:

Mingostone:

The kitten triplets:

And a pic of the twins when they were very young:

I hope you like them!

SIDENOTE END.

 

[theprawncracker]

*Still...*

Why are there so many songs about rainbows?

Because they don't want to write songs about being stuck inside a freak's stomach!

 

[Vic Romano]

SIDENOTE:Aunt Dan-Dan:

SIDENOTE END.

My absolute favorite! Next to Vic of course

 

[Vibs]

My absolute favorite! Next to Vic of course

I/Tabi/we/all of us/and me/and Tabi is mingostone/minidoozer if anyone didn't know/are... no wait... um, I'll try again...

Glad you like them!

 

[The Count]

Ah yes, and such lovely pictures of our daughters they are. Was wondering if there might be some interest in taking some new color photos of their parents though.
We can schedule an appointment with Ms. Mingostone's Portrait Studios as soon as an opening in our calendar emerges.

Now then... Guess I should use some magic to help out with Jack? Then again, maybe not. Eh, think I'll wait till my services are needed.

 

[Vibs]

(Aaaand back in character)

Somewhere on a road far far away from anything (erh?) drives a suspicious darkblue van.

Rosa: Look, hon I know he was just some mad person, persumably (sp?)escaped from a loony bin somewhere but still we gotta be careful.

Otally: I know my love.

Rosa: Don't "Oh my love" me infront of the gang!

Otally: I didn't "Oh my love" you I "know my love"-d you!

Rosa: Well don't...

Viq: Are you having a fight?

Rosa: ... Oh no of course not dear! Mum and dad aren't having a fight, right dad? *Nudges Otally*

Otally: Of course not Viq!

Viq: Oh okay mu... wait, mum and dad?

Otally: ... Oh... we didn't tell you? Well Viq we are your real parents.

Viq: *jaw drops* WHAT??????

Rosa: yes. That's right. And we love you. Now go back to sleep my angel.

Viq: But... you can't be! I mean... can you?

Rosa: You'll... see in time. Yes, in time...

With that Viq, for some odd reason nods of to sleep again... And no of course they didn't just give him a lollipop containing sleeping powder!