"The Moppet Family..."

[Vibs]

Suddenly two little awefully cute faces interrupt the conversation

Viq: ... Mother!!!!

Vibs: ... MOTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Runs over to Mother (Appearantly she has learned how to walk and run... or maybe I just happened to type run... maybe she more like rushes over to mother - That way I won't have to explain wether she ran, powerwalked or crawled very fast. - Well, you get the point. I hope. I don't. Anyway...) and hugs her leg*
I missed you missed you missed you!!

Viq: *Rushes over to Mother* ME TOO!! *Hugs leg*

Vibs: Mum? You know what? Father is really not that dumb, annoying, wimpish, stupid... thing we all thought! He is really cool he is a pirate!!!! - I can't believe I just said that he was cool....

Viq: You did. Really cool actually.

Vibs: *frowns*

 

[christyb]

Mother: *kneels down and hugs the twins* I missed you two. I know your father is a pirate. You have a lot to learn about your family. *to father* So Moppet what'll it be. A gullying or coming home?

 

[Beauregard]

Father: Um...
Moppet: Told you, now get out of my head.

Hevej: Ha!

Moppet: I'm back. Mother, get below. There's dishes to be washed.
Father: ...
Moppet: Don't interupt.

 

[christyb]

Mother: Moppet don't be like that. You know I can take you and your little chicken behind you with one hand tied behind my back. It may have been a while but I've forgotten nothing. *draws sword and places it against father/moppet's neck* Your choice, ol' boy. Wanna take me on or come peaceably?

 

[Beauregard]

Moppet: I have a fancy sword of my own!
Father: I knew he'd say that...
Moppet: *leaps back, landing on teh rigging, and pulls dagger* *winks* See ya later, aligator!
Father: In a while...um...nevermind...

 

[Vibs]

Viq: Oh no mother and father are disgussing again!

Vibs: They are not disgussing, they are arguing!

Viq: ... Actually they are more like trying to kill each other...

Vibs: I know, hey will you pass the popcorns? This ought to be good!!!

 

[christyb]

*stands and waits, rigging falls and Moppet falls to the ground* Forgotten a lot have ya? *to twins* Turn around kids. I don't want you to see me kick your father's wimpy little tail. *back to father* Let the games begin.

 

[The Count]

*Second tentacle shoots up from water catching Father/Moppet.

Captain Skull: Heh... Just let him try to cut his way free... And he'll get a nasty little surprise.
Noone goes against our Commander Christy's will.

 

[Beauregard]

Moppet: *digging way out of rigging, and...tenticle...* Oh, Father's wimpy tail?
Father: Sigh...
Moppet: Ha!

Hevej: Let's go below, shall we children...

Father leaps from pillar to post.

Moppet: I never surender!
Father: I'd give in for a cup of tea...
Moppet: *does a backflip*

 

[christyb]

Mother: *to captain skull* Thanks but I'll handle this. I married this blaggard didn't I? Come on you lily livered land lubber. Much like the night you proposed eh?

....to be continued.