"The Moppet Family..."

[Beauregard]

Good Morning, Ming.

I am off to work now, but you might want to keep an eye on the twins, I believe they are sleeping. Oh, and, keep an eye on that Jack person, he is a little *whispers* strange. Oh wait, he's your brother isn;t he. I meant strange in a niceway, well, not strange, but different. Different isn't bad. i mean, I married Mother and she is different. not that I'd marry your brother, of course, you understand. I mean, not that I wouldn't want to, except he is, well, you know and I am, and it would hardly be....*cough*

I do hope your brother is settling in well.

*heads off to work*

*walks in*

Good morning Mr Harvey. Having fun? Oh, I see your playing with Susan, well, enjoy yourself, but I'd say spit out that gag, you don't know where it's been.

 

[minidoozer]

Oh hi Bo. Yes, I'll look after the twins. I think they'll sleep for a looooong time!

*Eats a cup of sugar* (Yes, also the cup)

They had a big fight about who was a traitor and it ended with some sleeping magic.

*Smiles*

Have a nice day at work.

 

[Vic Romano]

Dang, dad's on to us... he's so busy with work, the twins, the nanny and everything you'd think he'd miss a thing or two... maybe it's time to try somethin' different, dog... Hmmm.... I know! Let's behave! He'll never see that one coming!

*Calls dad at wok*
Hey dad? Hi, um no... uh-huh, no the cops aren't here... no you're car isn't filled with Jell-O agaian... Mmm hmm.... no dad, the house isn't on fire either, I just called to let you know that I will be mowing the lawn, sweeping the driveway, mopping the kitchen floor, dusting the furniture and cleaning my room... no I'm not on drugs... no the dog isn't holding me ransom... *sigh* You'll see when you get home, okay? Right... okay, dad... no dad... no I won't use napalm to dust, I promise... look dad I gotta' go, okay? Yeah, bye.

Sheesh, you try and do something nice and no one believes you! Alright dog, let's go.
*Goes out front and starts to mow lawn*

 

[Beauregard]

*turns to Mr Havey*

Sorry, can I leave you in charge? I have an emergancy at home. Something is seriously wrong with Vic.

 

[Erine81981]

Knocks on Moppet's door....

Hey there Vic and Ted. You cleaning the house? Do you need any help? Me, Biggy and Yakky would do some cleaning if you want us to. Won't we guys?

*Biggy and Yakky run out of the house*

We'll I thought they would. I'll be of survies.

 

[Harvey Towers]

*Mr Harvey's mysterious and unexplained past once again helped him as - with a mere few wiggles - he broke free of his bonds*

That's fine Mr Moppet - I'm always in charge anyway...

*A stone flys through the window and lands in the in-tray*

Hmm, it's another memo from the management:

"We the management ... blah,blah. blah ... change from Ransom note makes to ... blah, blah, blah ... forthwith .. blah, blah blah..."

This sounds like a note telling me that the company has had another change of direction - apart from all the blah, blah, blahs.

*Scribbles a note back to the management, wraps it round a stone, put it in the outtray and hurls the out-tray out of the window*

Back to work then. Oh hurry up SuZan!

*SuZan's mysterious and unexplained past once again failed to help her as she remained gagged and bound in the corner*

 

[FISH'N'WOLFE]

Dang, dad's on to us... he's so busy with work, the twins, the nanny and everything you'd think he'd miss a thing or two... maybe it's time to try somethin' different, dog... Hmmm.... I know! Let's behave! He'll never see that one coming!

*Calls dad at wok*
Hey dad? Hi, um no... uh-huh, no the cops aren't here... no you're car isn't filled with Jell-O agaian... Mmm hmm.... no dad, the house isn't on fire either, I just called to let you know that I will be mowing the lawn, sweeping the driveway, mopping the kitchen floor, dusting the furniture and cleaning my room... no I'm not on drugs... no the dog isn't holding me ransom... *sigh* You'll see when you get home, okay? Right... okay, dad... no dad... no I won't use napalm to dust, I promise... look dad I gotta' go, okay? Yeah, bye.

Sheesh, you try and do something nice and no one believes you! Alright dog, let's go.
*Goes out front and starts to mow lawn*

Side note: That phone conversation was HILARIOUS!.

*stops chewing on fathers pairs of shoes and starts polishing them* *looks up and whines* Vic, can wherf plarse yoofs narfpoom to darst?? It's sorf marfch foon!!

Translation: Can we please use napalm to dust?? It's so much fun!!

 

[Beauregard]

*runs into the house*

Whats going on? Nanny? What has Jack done to my son, he's outside mowing the grass, and, oh no! *kneels by the Dog* He must be injured, he's polishing my shoes.

Lord, save us, what has happened to my family!

 

[Erine81981]

*runs into the house*

Whats going on? Nanny? What has Jack done to my son, he's outside mowing the grass, and, oh no! *kneels by the Dog* He must be injured, he's polishing my shoes.

Lord, save us, what has happened to my family!

*shuts off vacummcleaner* Hey there Mr. Moppet. Hows work going?

 

[Beauregard]

Oh, busy, busy, busy. Unfortunatly Mr Havey and Susan have started wasting much time, and not making cups of tea while I read...cut out letters from the paper.