"The Moppet Family..."

[JaniceFerSure]

Flutters over and sits on Diana’s shoulder

I’ll take a vanilla milkshake with two cherries on top!

Well,that only ice-cream,milk & 2 cherries.I'll see what I can do.<gumpop>

*writing down order*

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

You know chewing gum is bad for your teeth. So if you want I'll knock them out with this mallet I always keep in my shoe. Oh wait, I left my shoes at home. Then what am I wearing on my feet? Oh, they're the heads of my old husbands. Oh Edmond, hit by a lawnmower.

 

[Vibs]

Viq: Hello lady with the long legs. I'll have a... *Pretends he is looking in the menu*... lot of salt!

Vibs: A lot of salt??

Viq: *To Vibs* I couldn't make up my mind, and I can't read either and I didn't want to keep the nice lady waiting too long.

Vibs: ... And eventually ordered a lot of salt... That makes sense - Since it's you AAaahahhahahaaaaaa.....

Viq: *Frowns*

Vibs: Well lady, I'll have something big cold and burning hot. And not too much of it just a little. And a lot.

 

[The Count]

*Gets back to seat.
*Whispers to twins, remember, you guys are supposed to behave in public.

Uh, the twin babies here will have a couple of bottles of warm milk, with just a touch of honey please.

I'd like a glass of iced tea and a plate of biscuits with jelly if you happen to have any here at this nice cafe.

 

[minidoozer]

I would like to have a cup of green tea with orange blueberrie juice in it and loads of lemons without grapes, please.

 

[Beauregard]

I'm afraid that my family aare um....shall we say....well, they let them out on weekends. *hysterical laughter* *sees no one laughing* Um....sorry...

 

[Vibs]

Viq: Our dad is SO funny....

Vibs: ... making fun of!

Both: *awefully cute laughter* Tehehehehehehehhehehehee...

 

[JaniceFerSure]

*Diana returns*

Ok,ya'll here are your orders.

*placing giant porcelain cups in front of each customer,note how they cups kinda resemble the cups on the show Friends*


The sugars,honey bottles,stirrers,etc... are located on the center of your tables.Enjoy your drinks and hope ya'll stop in again to Cafe Diana.<cheshire grin>

*Diana goes back behind the counter to wait on other customers*

 

[Beauregard]

Sugar?

*offers sugar pot to Nanny*

Honey?

*offers honey to fairy GodMother*

Oh wait...um...don't take that the wrong way. Nanny, I wasn't calling you honey. I mean, I wasn't calling the Fairy sugar...or..um....sugar honey....the honey wasn't called the fairy sugar honeystone....mangos anyone? Wait! Um...

*puts tea cup and saucer on head like Doctor Dolittle, which is strange because I ordered Cafflee latte...um....*

Anyone for a stiirrer?

 

[TogetherAgain]

Random girl walking by: Look, Daddy, a bear!

Girl's father: No, dear, that's just a crazy man wearing a cup. Bears wear hats.

Random girl walking by: Oh...