"The Moppet Family..."

[Harvey Towers]

*Mr Harvey is sitting with a magnifying glass in his eye and carefully brushing sugar onto a cornflake"

Ice? Oh I see! No, frosting means putting the sugar on. Unless you take ice with your cereal that is...

 

[Beauregard]

Oh I know that.,..I was...*leans forward and whispers*...working a joke out of the irony.

*takes a seat, and a spray paint bottle marked "Frosting Color"*

*Starts spraying.* This really is the easiest way to do it, you know.

*picks up bottle marked, "Sugar flavored spray*

*sprays over the paint*

 

[The Count]

Heh heh... Sure hope Bo doesn't get stuck in the same routine those Whose Line painters got into when they were painting the Mouse Orphanage Bridge.

 

[Beauregard]

Routine...now that's what I could use these days.

*paints cornflake*

*sprays cornflake*

*eats cornflake*

*paints cornflake....*

 

[Vibs]

*Sit in the very very teenie weenie portable playpen.*

Viq: ... I'm bored.

Vibs: Me too.

Viq: Let's take the puppy for a walk!

Vibs: Which pup... *Sees the puppy that all of a sudden sits between them in the playpen* ...Viq you've been using magic again haven't you?

Viq: ... So! Let's take it for a walk!

Puppy: Oink oink.

Vibs: *Frowns* Viq you need to work on your magic skills.

 

[Beauregard]

*hears oink, oink*

Not now Mr Harvey. We do have a lot of these to finish.

 

[Vibs]

Viq: We just need to get out of this.. err... cage.

Vibs: How are we going to do that? And... Since we can not get out just like that don't you think it's because someone or something doesn't want us to get out?

Viq: ... Who cares? Besides our puppy needs to.. yeah.

Vibs: So how do we get out of here?

Viq: Fly?

Vibs: Can we fly?

Viq: Yup.

Vibs: Awesome!

*Twins make sure father doesn't look and fly out of the playpen with the puppy.*

Puppy: Oink.

 

[Beauregard]

*hears Oink*

Mr Harvey, I did say not now. I mean, you can if you want, but I need to carry on with this work

 

[Vibs]

*Crawl passed father's desk, and sneak out the door...*

Viq: That was easy!

Vibs: ...Too easy...

Viq: What do you mean?

Vibs: We are babies, it shouldn't be that easy escaping. We could get kidnapped, shanghaied, run down, eaten...

Viq: ... awesome!

Vibs: errr... And what about this puppypig?

Viq: *frowns* He is a puppy not a pig.

Vibs: He says Oink.

Viq: He's from...um... Denmark, puppies say Oink in Denmark.

Vibs: I see.

 

[Beauregard]

*hears another Oink*

Mr Harvey, if you must make Puppey noices, ast least make them in English not Danish.