"The Moppet Family..."

[The Count]

Pancakes? No dear, let's have some French Toast instead. Course, we could always hop on down to the nearby IHOP and get some round gridded waffles, but I think we should stay and have some French toast today.

Hmmm, wonder if that'll throw Bo into a loop what with trying to expand his target commercial product marketing and development research.

 

[Beauregard]

NOTE FROM TEH MANAGEMEN: Due to the excessive eating of French Toast in recent times we have decided that trying to expand the target commercial product marketing and development research of pancakes is, quite frankly, Bolderdash. Therefore, you are now assigned a new job...details will be sent to your co-worker, via Susan.

Strange....Mr Harvey...do you know what they are moving into next?

 

[Vibs]

Viq: Vibs ... where are we?

Vibs: I think we are asleep.

Viq: ... You mean we are dreaming right now?

Vibs: I think so.

Viq: ...When did we fall asleep?

Vibs: Viq, we're babies, we don't need to worry about that.

Viq: But Vibs, think of it! Someday when we're grown ups, we will remember this and we will look at each other and say "When DID we fall asleep?" and we will never know and it will bother us the rest of our lives and we may get
traumas and..

Vibs: Zzzzz...

Viq: Vibs are you asleep... While you are asleep?? *Confused*

 

[christyb]

*Postman comes and leaves another letter from mother.

Dear everyone,

We have arrived in Europe safe and sound. I hope all is well and the twins are ok. That and the house is in one piece. Father, did you finish remodeling the office as a bedroom for my mother? Now remember, no junk food after bedtime and don't burn the house down. I'll be home soon.

Love,
Mother.

 

[Erine81981]

Grey: What are we going to do today?

Wake up sleeping beast and the other sleeping beast.

Grey: Ok. *walks off*

Now all we have to do is to make an arlam so loud we can wake them u...*turns around to see Grey gone*...ok I don't need her help. Biggy!

Biggy: You shouted.

We're going to wake up Vic. Now I was telling Grey before she walked out with telling me we need a big loud arlam clock. Where to get one?

Biggy: Let me think. *thinks*

 

[Vibs]

*From the babies room*

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

Viq: DAAAAAADDY!!!!

Vibs: Whaaaaa...whaaa.. um..whaa.. why are we doing this again?

Viq: whaaa-You keep saying that we should act a little more baby-ish and babies usually wail.

Vibs: Well, that was not quite what I meant but...

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Beauregard]

*walks into the house back from work*

*hears screams*

*walks back out*

*sees Biggy Yakky and Kyle*

*walks back in*

*sees Vic asleep*

*walks out*

*sees Mother's letter, feels guilty*

*walks back in*

*trips on the door mat*

*crawls out*

 

[Erine81981]

*still thinking of away to wake Vic*

 

[Harvey Towers]

*Back at “Wilson's Pancake Design Consultancy Agency”*

*Mr Harvey checks the in-tray for letters, finding merely a piece of paper liberally soaked in maple syrup*

"Due to a yet another change at board room level, we must ask all employees to cease “pancake design consultancy"-ing at once and instead begin your new line of work as employees at “Wilson’s Cereal Frosting Factory.”

Oh dear, not again! Susan, break out the bowls!

 

[Beauregard]

*comes into work with one twin under each arm, to find broken china across the floor*

SuZAN! What is the meaning of this? He what? Break the bowls?

Mr Harvey, what is going on? Oh, break out the bowls. Oh I see. Oh dear.

I see. Froasting Cereals. Sounds...fun. I'd better order some ice.