"The Moppet Family..."

[Beauregard]

*gets to work and speaks to Susan off camera*

Do Not Say A Word. Just, get these papers copied before they get destroyed, and get me a change of shoes, and a coffee, witha little dippable biccy and cream.

And did I mention a blueberry muffin?

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

Sure, Dan-Dan, there's a little toast left, dry by now, on the side.

Fabulous! *Leaves with toast*
Five Minutes Later
We're married at last!! I'm sure my ex-wife the photocopier and ex-husband my own left boot won't mind, they were always up for a bit of bigamy!!

 

[Beauregard]

Susan! Did you let this mad aunt into my office.

Er, hello Dan-Dan. What can I do for you? Excuse the mud.

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

The mud is more than excused, it's loved. I feel like I'm back home, under the floorboards! And I have a small favour to ask. I accidentally swallowed my home, so would it be OK if I stayed on your roof? I've already set up a tent, it's fabulous. It almost has enough room for all of me to fit in!! By the way I just love your office. It could use a moose head though. Here, pass me an axe and I'll decapitate one for you. I'm sure it won't mind, I did it all the time before I was sent to prison for animal cruelty!

 

[Erine81981]

At school................

Where's Vic? Where's my yak? DARN! This happens everyday. I lose my best friend then I lose my pet. This calls for a a a a.....hmmmmmmm I seem to have forgot what I was going to do. Oh well time to got to Vic's house. Come on yakky. *looks around* Where did my yak go? Stupid yak! *walks on to Vic's house*








(Oh yea my name is Kyle)

 

[Beauregard]

Out of character: Tutter, this Aunt Dan-Dan cracks me up. Really!

In cahracter:

*ducks under the swinging axe*

Su-San!

Dan-Dan you put that axe down this instant. Don't you Dare make me turn this car around.

*calls*

Susan! Nip out quick and get me a mooses head before this guy...irl here decapitates something. Maybe me.

What do you mean, am I serious? Don't you see the swinging Axe?

Well, if you can't find one get a bobble-head instead. Maybe Afflic the duck. that should shut Dan-Dan up.

Sheesh.

 

[Erine81981]

Out of character: Tutter, this Aunt Dan-Dan cracks me up. Really!

In cahracter:

*ducks under the swinging axe*

Su-San!

Dan-Dan you put that axe down this instant. Don't you Dare make me turn this car around.

*calls*

Susan! Nip out quick and get me a mooses head before this guy...irl here decapitates something. Maybe me.

What do you mean, am I serious? Don't you see the swinging Axe?

Well, if you can't find one get a bobble-head instead. Maybe Afflic the duck. that should shut Dan-Dan up.

Sheesh.

*sees Vic's Dad in his car* Hey there Mr........whats your name sir? *drives by with a kid swing an axe* What in the world? I have to save Mr. Vic's Dad! *twirls around and around and changes into a super hero*

THIS IS SUPER YAK MAN!!! Time to save that poor man. *flys off*

 

[Beauregard]

*from inside car being chased by Aunt Dan-Dan, though we were at the work-place originaly, now we're in the car*

*slams on the brakes as a kid leaps into the street*

What the heck is Vic's friend doing in the road?

*gets out of car*

Dan-Dan you put that axe down Now! Thank you. Now, go home and make some tea.

Kyle, are you ok? I ddin't hit you did I? *thinking of the insurence* Oh, thank goodness. Now, what did you think you were doing flying, er, leaping, into the road like that?

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

Out of character: Thanks Bo, you're one of the funniest people on MC so that is quite flattering! I just thought that most sitcoms don't have a random, bigendable aunt/uncle who lives under the floorboards and decapitates mooses!! Anyhoo...

You cannot make me put down my axe, I'm wearing yellow shoes!! After all, cows do say moo. Oops! This is my stop!! *leaves car singing songs from the score of Moulin Rouge*

Diamonds are a girl's best friend, after all. Though that's not strictly true, as my best friend is this brick *throws brick at car* Oops. I'll just make that tea now.

 

[Erine81981]

*from inside car being chased by Aunt Dan-Dan, though we were at the work-place originaly, now we're in the car*

*slams on the brakes as a kid leaps into the street*

What the heck is Vic's friend doing in the road?

*gets out of car*

Dan-Dan you put that axe down Now! Thank you. Now, go home and make some tea.

Kyle, are you ok? I ddin't hit you did I? *thinking of the insurence* Oh, thank goodness. Now, what did you think you were doing flying, er, leaping, into the road like that?

What do you mean? I'm not Kyle. I'm SUPER YAK MAN! I'm a super hero. What else do super hero do? They fly and save people, dogs, monsters, birds all sort of creatures. Sorry sir if I caused any trouble. I'll let you get back to your car trip. Thanks tho. UP UP AND AWAY!!! *flys away*