"The Moppet Family..."

[Beauregard]

Ooh you wicked Aunt! You scratched the paint-work...and it's a very rare sun-bleached maroony-acua-blue too.

 

[Erine81981]

Out of character: Thanks Bo, you're one of the funniest people on MC so that is quite flattering! I just thought that most sitcoms don't have a random, bigendable aunt/uncle who lives under the floorboards and decapitates mooses!! Anyhoo...

You cannot make me put down my axe, I'm wearing yellow shoes!! After all, cows do say moo. Oops! This is my stop!! *leaves car singing songs from the score of Moulin Rouge*

Diamonds are a girl's best friend, after all. Though that's not strictly true, as my best friend is this brick *throws brick at car* Oops. I'll just make that tea now.

*sees Axe man on road and flys down towards him* STOP EVIL DOER!

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

Super Heroes, eh? I was a super hero, before I was eaten by my own hand. But that strapping policeman said that pies would stop my toes bleeding on my piano- THE HILLS ARE ALIVE!! *Runs away probably to finish making tea*

 

[Vic Romano]

Kyle! Er, I mean Yak-Man! It's me! Vic! Er, I mean, your trusty side kick, um... Lord Blood Maggot, no wait, that's my evil name, I am The Chuck Wagon Wonder!

Da na na na na na na na da na na na na na na na YAK-MAN! Da na na na na na na na da na na na na na na na da na na na na na na na YAK-MAN! Da na na na na na na na YAK-MAN! YAK-MAN! YAK-MAN!

 

[christyb]

*walks outside to see the commotion* What on earth?? Vic if you are going outside to play please take your dog with you *acting as if all of this is normal* *goes back inside, remembers something and pokes head out of the door* And don't be late for dinner!!!!

 

[The Count]

*Down at the supermarket...

OK, now what's next on the list? Ah yes, a dozen eggs... couple of frozen pizzas for Christy... Toothpaste, we need some back home, along with rolls of toilet paper...
*Soft meowing comes from the snowy white-gray cat perched in the front seat of the shopping cart.
Of course dear, don't worry, I won't forget to pick up the milk. Hmm, seeded bagels and cream cheese... sliced salmon...
*Delighted purring heard again.
I know, it's our fave, now to get some bananas and finish our shopping. You're protecting my Bugs Bunny mug right?
*Cat's eyes perk up from behing the glistening half-moon spectacles.
OK, now let's go pay for this haul.

Sis will be glad when we bring over the pizzas. Well, that takes care of that. Back home for the moment.
*Adam and cat and groceries instantly teleport out of the supermarket.

 

[FISH'N'WOLFE]

Dog! I challenge you to a game of Street Fighter! Winner has first pick of games from here on out!

Yorf oof! Translation: You're on!

 

[Beauregard]

*walks into the house, and flops onto the couch"

This family just keeps on getting weirder and weirder.

Honey! I'm home!

 

[Erine81981]

Kyle! Er, I mean Yak-Man! It's me! Vic! Er, I mean, your trusty side kick, um... Lord Blood Maggot, no wait, that's my evil name, I am The Chuck Wagon Wonder!

Da na na na na na na na da na na na na na na na YAK-MAN! Da na na na na na na na da na na na na na na na da na na na na na na na YAK-MAN! Da na na na na na na na YAK-MAN! YAK-MAN! YAK-MAN!

Its Chuck Wagon Wonder. Glad you got here. We have a crises. Axe man is on the loose but he said something about having some tea. Would you like some Chuck?

 

[Beauregard]

Out of Character: Re-call w are grounded in semi-reality. No flying. Gracious.

In Character:

Did you have a good day dear?

*before she can answer*

Oh good. I had a terrable day. Your (my?) sister came in to work...with an axe. I almsot hit the kid next door. Scratch on the sun-bleached-maroony-acua-blue car paint...

Yes pelase. I'd love some tea. Thanks for offering *even though she hasn't)