"The Moppet Family..."

[Vibs]

Viq: *To Steve* hi there man! You've got long hair! *To mother* can I have long hair too pleeeeeeeeease?

Vibs: Once you've actually gotten hair, that is..

Viq: That's not the point!

Vibs: *To Steve* hello I'm Vibs it's a pleasure to meet you! I really loved all your movies and your... *considering she has never seen it*... um, I WILL love all your movies and your muppets!

Viq: What is a muppet?

Vibs: *whispers* Have no clue, but that's not the point!

 

[christyb]

Poor Steve. He begins to look for a easy way out. Lucky for him his cell phone rings and he darts off. Time to make another Muppet Movie. Mother glares at the twins and takes them in search of father.

 

[Vibs]

Viq and Vibs at the same time: Did we say anything wrong?

 

[christyb]

*sets the twins down and sits in front of them to have a hard to heart*

Ok, here's the deal. You two are really special. However, most people are afraid of different. Babies don't talk in full sentences at 8 months old nor do they make passes at women. I love you two the way you are. Until you're old enough to go to magic school, you're gonna hafta be in the real world. So when we're out in public you're gonna have to act like babies. Understand??

 

[Erine81981]

Girl 1: What a cute little babies. Whos are they?

Those are Vib and Viq. There baby sister and brother of Vics. There cute alright but you have to watch out. *whispers* They have magic. They could turn on you just like *snaps fingers* that.

Girl 1: There magic babies? Whatever. *walks over to them a plays with them in the sandbox*

I seem to have lost my love. I knew it.

Girl 1: Don't worry. I still love you I just don't believe what you said.

Ok Vibs could you show her what you can do?

 

[Vibs]

*Considering what Mother just said, they look at each other and decide not to say a word nor do any magical tricks*

Viq: Gahgahgah-gahgah *"happens"* to lift up in the girl's skirt.

Vibs: *says some random nonsense and giggles once in a while*

 

[Erine81981]

*Considering what Mother just said, they look at each other and decide not to say a word nor do any magical tricks*

Viq: Gahgahgah-gahgah *"happens"* to lift up in the girl's skirt.

Vibs: *says some random nonsense and giggles once in a while*

Girl 1: *has weird feeling* Now stop that! Quit that! *holds down skirt*

See what I mean. Even tho I loved those type of....*stops before says something*

Yakky: Wagga Wagga. *shakes hoof in a "no no" way*

Sorry.

Girl 1: Them little brats.

I told you so.

Girl 1: But they didn't have to do what they did.

Vibs! Viq! You should have done something else not what ya'll did. Thats not nice.

Girl 1: Come on lets go to my bunk house. *mumbles something under breath*

Vibs and Viq start floating in air

WHOA!

Girl 1: They keep doing magic.

Vibs and Viq stop showing off.

Girl 1: Come on. *goes to bunk house*

 

[Vibs]

Viq: AAarH!! Vibs!! Why do you always have to ruin everything!!

Vibs: WHa?? ME!! I didn't ruin anything, you're just being an unbelievable strange little baby, what exactly went through your mind when you "happened" to lift up in her skirt??

Viq: .... Sorry.... I think I'm.... in.... love...

Vibs: But Viq, dear, you don't actually get her attention by lifting up in her skirt! At least not the right attention!

Viq: Then what?

Vibs: Buy her some flowers, and some chocolate, write her a poem about love and add a few butterflies...

Viq: I have no money, I'd eat the chocolate myself, I can't rhyme and what is the exact difference between a butterfly and a crane fly?

Vibs: You know maybe you should just forget about her!

 

[Beauregard]

*father is still waiting in the car, tapping the steering wheel, when mother and the babys get in and he drives away, he dosn't say a word*

 

[Vibs]

Viq: Why is r being that quiet? He haven't even said anything weird for about 1 hour or so!?

Vibs: I smell troubleeeess...

Viq: I smell something too...

Vibs: That's your nappy and you know that's an old joke!

Viq: .... -Yeah so are you AAhahahaha...

Vibs: Hey you, I'm 8 months old.

Viq: You just said it! "OLD" -Aaaahahahaha....

Vibs: *Looks at Viq and then into camera* - scary!!?