"The Moppet Family..."

[Vic Romano]

Why the heck are we leaving? We never caught that Sasquatch! And why is mom flirting with that guy? And when can I drive? And where do babies come from? And what time is dinner? And why is there brail at a drive up ATM? And why isn't phonetically spelled the way it sounds?

 

[Erine81981]

*picks up the twins and drags Vic and Kyle away from the campsite*

Girl 1: You not his dad (uh he isn't right) Get your hands off of him. *slaps Bo's hand*

Its ok. He kind of is at some times. Thats his dad really. *points to Vic* I don't know if you've meet my yak. Yakky!

Yakky: *runs up and bows to Girl 1*

Girl 1: Hes hairy. He smells too.

Its ok. You need a bath Yakky. I really want to find bigfoot. He seemed like a nice fellow. Yakky said he talked to him. He said he used to be a young kid like us and he got lost in the woods and his parents looked for days and never found him. So he grew up in the woods and grew lots of hair to keep warm and now people think hes a bad creature.

Girl 1: Poor guy.

 

[christyb]

*mother and Steve look up*

Steve: What the heck is going on?

Me: Oh it's just my family. As you were saying?

 

[FISH'N'WOLFE]

*Comes bounding out of woods dragging net* Irf goof harf!!! Irf goof harf!!! Hark afryboofy, Irf garf Sarfsquarch!!!

Translation: I got him!!! I got him!!! Hey everybody, I got Sasquatch!!!

 

[Erine81981]

*Comes bounding out of woods dragging net* Irf goof harf!!! Irf goof harf!!! Hark afryboofy, Irf garf Sarfsquarch!!!

Translation: I got him!!! I got him!!! Hey everybody, I got Sasquatch!!!

Girl 1: Let go of him.

Yea Ted! Don't hurt him.

Yakky: *nods yes of what I said*

 

[FISH'N'WOLFE]

Irf darfn't hoof himf! Irf jarf nooffed tarf troofsparf himf herf.

Translation: I didn't hurt him! I just needed to transport him here.

 

[Vibs]

Viq: *To girl 1* hi! I'm 8 months old, my name is Viq and I like candy, especially the red wine gums! And I think you are really beautiful!

*Smiles in an awefully cute way*

Vibs: Why don't you just drop it, and crawl with me to the playground!...

Viq: .... and I'm facinated by your eyes, so blue and deep and yet so full of energi! Can I have your number? Not that I know how to use a phone but...

Vibs: *To another Baby* Hi I'm Vibs! Wanna play?

*The other baby begins crying*

Viq: .... and you smell so good, and you're voice is so charming and...

Vibs: What did I say wrong? ... Maybe it was the fact that I was actually saying something!!

 

[christyb]

Mother finally looks up. Says something to her friend and walks over to the babies. She picks them both up and begin to carry them over where she is.

Mother: Now you two. Be good. Stay here and play in the sandbox while mommy talks. Where did your father go to?

 

[Vibs]

Viq: But I was just... I mean... *looks in the direction of Girl 1* OH never mind...

Vibs: But who's that guy over there with the blonde locks that waves in the wind while his smile reveals his white teeths?

Viq: *Still looking in the direction of the Girl* Who cares... *sniffle*

Vibs: I do... and... and oh boy I think mum does too! *turns to mother* Who is he that guy over there with the blonde locks that waves in the wind while his smile reveals his white teeths?

 

[christyb]

He's a friend of mine. He works for something called the Henson Co. He performs the puppets. Now Hush!