"The Moppet Family..."

[theprawncracker]

...Ok, either the entire family died...Or they all went on vacation without me...Either way...*starts stealing fine china from cabinets*

 

[MrsPepper]

I'm not dead yet, boy! **Grandma appears from behind the cupboard doors as if out of nowhere, swings her knobbly cane, and elbows Jack in the side in a playful manner**

 

[theprawncracker]

*blink* Oh...uh...Hi grandma. *to self* Dang, I thought of all of them she'd be the first to go...

 

[The Count]

*Walking by through the shadows, chuckling to self...

Give 'em heck Ma! And don't let him take the fine china.

Gotta get home and give Izzy her belated V-Day gift... And a few other things for everybody else.
Oh, before I forget. Here Mom, got you this for Valentine's.
*Hands small package to Grandma Cole, and walks on home.

 

[Erine81981]

In England driving around

Where could Marin be?

Biggy: Look over there. *points to sign*

What does it say?

Biggy: Something something eats!

Something eats? What?

Biggy: It's a restarant. Aren't you hungry?

I guess. I wonder where the rest of the family is? Weren't they fallowing?

Yakky: *waking up* Who cares about the family. Let's eat. *rubbing eyes*

Ok.

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

*in a plantpot*

Fem: DanDan I really don't think she's in here...

 

[The Count]

Hello Isabelle? Girls? Wonder where they've gotten off to now...
Hope they liked their Valentine gifts... Chocolates for the girls, and a new pair of Demonique earrings for Izzy. Hmmm, if they show up soon, I might take the family out for dinner.

Oh well, they'll be here eventually.
*Leaves study door open and keeps working on the files on the computer.

 

[Beauregard]

*delayed post*

Father: *stands on the porch in the dark, looking up at the stars* happy Vallentines Mother...

*back to today*

Father: Jack? Is that you? *walks into living room to see Jack and Gran and fine china out of the closet* Jack! What...How could...I always trusted...and suddenly I find that...Mother's Mother is a kelptamaniac?

 

[theprawncracker]

*blink* ...Yes, that's it exactly Bo. Mother's Mother is a kelp maniac.

 

[Beauregard]

Father: Klep klep! *blinks* Jack, have you seen Marain around lately? A, the house need cleaning, and B, her rats are in the fridge...which I suppose proves the house needs cleaning really...