"The Moppet Family..."

[theprawncracker]

*still at fire* Well Mairin, I don't know about you, but I'm taking action! I've got my spoon and I'm going to save Mr. Moppet! *runs to prison and starts digging outside the jail with his spoon*

Ah, at this rate I'll save Mr. Moppet by morning! *sirens go off* Oh Hoover Dam...

*police swarm around Jack*

Female police officer: Hands up punk! You're under arrest!

*blinks* Officer O'Maley, is that you?

Female police officer: *blinks* Why...Jack? Jack Bandit?! You old son of a gun! It's been awhile!

*laughs* Yep, about half a year since my last arresst. So my friend, think you can get me outta this bind?

Officer O'Maley: Heh, you kiddin'? You never return my calls! You never write! You deserve to be thrown in jail!

*scene shifts to Jack in a jail cell next to Father*

You pull of the horizontal stripes look great Mr. Moppet.

 

[RedDragon]

<puts out fire and goes inside>

Where did everyone go?

Joey: To break Mr. Moppet out of jail.

I see. Well with everyone else there, there's no use in me going. I'll just get in the way.

Jere: Let's bake cookies!

Cookie Monster: Did someone say cookie?

No, no he said "let's make bookies" his word for books.

CM: Oh *disappears*

Strange...yes well we'll make sugar cook...I mean...book-ies, for everyone to have when they get back.

<walks into kitchen and starts baking>

 

[The Count]

No, I think they're OK.

*Places call to police officer friend... *Talks it over, and the charges against Mr. Moppet are dropped.
Well, that's done.

 

[Vic Romano]

So uh; I understand dad's in jail and Aunt DanDan had a funeral... I've been... er, busy; what can I do to make dad's stint in prison longer?

 

[Erine81981]

Outside.......

Yakky: *sleepy* Where is everyone? *falls over back to sleep*

 

[Beauregard]

(OOC: *ahem* The policeman who agreed to drop the charges walks into his superiors office and is met by two dark-suited, dark-glases-ed men who flip open indentification badges)

Father: *in the jail* This is the worst thing that could have happened right now...

*scene shifts to Jack in a jail cell next to Father*

You pull of the horizontal stripes look great Mr. Moppet.

...typical...

I mean, hi, Jack, fancy meeting you here...

*the dark-suited men enter the ward, point to Father and Jack and the door unlocks*

Wow...Jack, tak about quick exits.

*the men move Father and Jack to a van with tinted windows*

...or...not?

*the van drives*

(OOC: note to all, can we keep this story arc a tad longer? Grathius.)

 

[theprawncracker]

*calmly sitting in the van*

Ah, back to the old van...good times, good times...

*glances at Mr. Moppet*

Not that I've ever seen the inside of this van before! Or...er...ever been in jail...er...ha ha...

 

[Beauregard]

Really...I have...I mean, no, of course not.

*flash back*

*Moppet and Hevej are being locked into a prison by a young female police officer*

Moppet: I dunno what you think yer achieving, young man. Er...metaphorical man, that is...I mean, police-man...not being sexest, I don't do things like that...well, not often..

Hevej: Moppet old man, that won't work like. De'nial's better option.

Moppet: Aye, we never stole ten-thousand rouples from the ships 'round these parts...so put that in your pipe and smoke it. Not advocating the smoking of pipes, flippin' bad for your helth. Healthy women are better than...never mind.

*end flash back*

Father: It was eleven thousand rouples...I mean...what was I saying Jack?

 

[theprawncracker]

You were saying that you never got aressted before like moi...

*flashback*

*Jack is in a prison cell*

What? You expected the Easter Bunny maybe? Sheesh! It's a flashback involving me! Where do you think I'll be?

*end flashback*

Sheesh, what an eventful past I led...

 

[Beauregard]

I'm not so worried about a past eventfull, as a present tense. Where on earth are we going? Why am I arrested? Why is there a fly in my ear? Why did...

*flashback*

*Father is stood at the living room window sill when a Jaguar drives in, and is left*

*wonders outside* Wow...pitt the twins never give me gifts of cars like this...*opens the car door*

*end flash back*

...I have to open the car?