*in the jail*
Father: *to self*This is a good, er, oppertunity to, um,see life from the point of veiw of our criminals, not that I am a criminal, becuase I am not, but the oint is..the point is what I just stubbed on the wall...the point is that now I can apprecieate life as not being a criminal-ish...
Moppet: When you've quite finished, we can break out...Father: ...and, oh my gosh, they are going to all think i did it, I will be shunned by society, my brotehr-in-law will ignore me, my mother-in-law wil hate me...not that that will be a new thing...
Moppet: Can you quit talking?
Father: Yes, it's a fault...I talk when I am nervious, like, when the twins were born, or when Vic got a mohecan...
Moppet: Are we going to break out, or...?
Father: I'll hve my day in court, and I'll prove them of my innocence...