"The Moppet Family..."

[Beauregard]

*frowns*

Have I gone mad, I sware I left that list of things to do over there....ahh, no, I remember, after the fridge caught fire I used the paper to try and swat a fruit-fly that turned back into my son...I'm not mad after all.

*frowns at the last statement*

 

[The Count]

Babette Cole? Must be some long-distant relative I've never heard of before. Oh well... Back to our work here at the Cole home...

 

[Erine81981]

Setting in front of Tv

Theres nothing for us to do.

Yakky: Borrrrring.

Biggy: *sigh*

 

[Beauregard]

Ahh...*looks at the time* Good lord, look at the time. Vic!!! Get down from your room and eat some breakfast!

*pulls burnt toast out of yonder toaster*

Dog! You're breakfast is here...

*thinks: Some days remind me of ones we had before...*

 

[Erine81981]

Still asleep.......

Zzzzzzzzzzzzz.....

Biggy: Zzzzzzzzzzzzz....

Yakky: Zzzzzzzzzzz.....

 

[Beauregard]

I must mend that radio one day, all it gives is a weird, "Zzzz" like static...oh, it's you Kyle. KYLE! Don't you have school today?

I may not be your father, but if the boy-next-door-now-sort-of-not-next-door-any-more lives under my roof he must do as he is told! Get up! Hurry young man!!!

 

[Vibs]

*sit on floor, painting like dear little angels*

Viq: Hey Vibs have you seen my crayon?

Vibs: Which?

Viq: The blue.

Vibs: hmmmmm, yes it's here in my hand.

Viq: Can I have it?

Vibs: Hmmmmmmmmmmm, no.

Viq: BUT!!! I am drawing the sea!

Vibs: Well, duh I'm drawing a horse.

Viq: There is no such thing as a blue horse, that does not exist!

Vibs: ... *looks at Viq*... yet...

Viq: You know, you keep the blue crayon I'll just paint the sea... um, yellow. As in sea gul! ...um...

(SideNote: Okay, so I put a little joke in there.... gul means yellow in danish... hardy ha ha ha... never mind. )

 

[Beauregard]

Kyle, get marching. Vic!!! Get down here! Dog! Get down here and eat this toast.

Vibs, Viq...er...stay up there...

 

[sugarbritchez]

*Sugarbritchez (The fairy Godmother) flutters around sporting off her new figure...waiting to see if anyone notices*

Sorry I have been away for awhile.....I went to the new Fairy-Spa and got a few nips and tucks done on this beautiful body *flicks hips from side to side* And didn't they do a fabulous job????

 

[Vibs]

Viq: Vibs, dad wants us to come downstairs...

Vibs: Why?

Viq: I have no idea. *paints pink blue whale*

Vibs: What did he say?

Viq: *paints sky green* Hmm, he said "Vibs and Viq come down here"

Vibs: Are you sure?

Viq: *finishes painting* Yes! And look, I did this painting for him!

Vibs: It's ugly. And the sea is supposed to be blue Viq.

Viq: BUt you have the blue crayon!

Vibs: Oh yeah, I'll make you blue...

Viq: ... um, not that I mind you having the blue crayon of course...

Vibs: let's head downstairs, who knows maybe dad found our real parents or something.

Viq: ... Our real parents?

Vibs: yeah, I mean do you really believe that strange creature to be our father???

Viq: ... infact, yes I do...

Vibs: ... me too actually, like father like son.

Viq: What's that supposed to, hey Vibs wait for me!!

*rush outta the room*

Vibs: Look!! A pink thing!!

Viq: It's a blue whale but you had the crayon VIBS!!!

Vibs: No I mean, fairy Godmother!!