"The Moppet Family..."

[theprawncracker]

*at the pier* Ah Mrs. Jones, you must love the ocean air...

Mrs. Jones: Arr that's right Jacky, now where's this land lubber of a pirate we're lookin fer?

Why are you talking like that?

Mrs. Jones: It's pirate talk. If I don't talk like that none of the other pirates will respect me. Arr.

Oh...ok...Well, I guess he already pulled up anchor, hmm...I wonder if there's a paddle boat renting place around here...

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

*DanDan drops from ceiling where Mrs. Jones is standing*

DanDan: FEM???

*Fem drops from roof*

Fem: DanDan, where are we?

DanDan: I don't know. I think we're inside of a moose.

Fem: What makes you think that?

DanDan: My brain...

 

[theprawncracker]

DANDAN?! Oh no...not you...

Mrs. Jones: What is this thing?

That's DanDan, remember, the blue thing I once hired you to off?

Mrs. Jones: Oh yes...Arr! I'll swash his buckles!

No no, leave him...her...it... could be used as a decoy...

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

DanDan: A decoy??

Fem: He means--

DanDan: Is that anything like a cowboy

Fem: He said decoy not deboy

DanDan: Mr. Jack, I would like to be your proffessional cowboy please

Fem: Oh dear lord

DanDan: Provided you sing for me right now

 

[theprawncracker]

Drat I hate singing...Didn't I sing for you enough when I was in your stomach? ...Grrr...Fine...

I wish I had a coat of silk,
As pretty as the sky,
I wish I had a lady fair as any butterfly.
I wish I had a house of stone,
That looked upon the sea,
But most of all,
I wish that I was happy to be me.

Mrs. Jones: *sniff* That's beautiful Jacky boy....

I don't have a coat of silk,
But still I have the sky.
Oh I don't have a lady,
But there goes a butterfly,
Oh I don't have a house of stone,
But I can see the sea.
And most of all I think that I am happy to be me!

Happy now? Proffessional cowboy...

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

DanDan: Yee-haw that was fantastic!! Now which Madonna video should I be "Music" or "Don't Tell Me"

Fem Taeer: Why don't you...

DanDan: You're right Fem!!

Fem Taeer: I am?

DanDan: I shouldn't be either of those videos! I should be "Erotica Madonna"

Fem: No, you really shouldn't

DanDan: What are we doing here again?

Fem: Being a professional cowboy?

DanDan: Oh yes, good times

 

[TogetherAgain]

Tabby: <coming out from behind a bench> Um, excuse me, Mr. Jack, but-

Ann: <grabbing Tabby back behind bench> Tabby! What do you think you're doing?!? Daddy said never to talk to him!

Tabby: I know! But right now, he's our only chance to get to wherever Viq and Vibs are! And besides, he's going to look for them, too. How bad can he be?

Ann: How do you know he's not just faking it? And I don't trust that... that... lady... and there is no way you're getting me near that blue thing!

Tabby: Really? Because you said there was no way I'd get you to sneak out, too, and here we are...

Ann: Tabbytha Cole, this is crossing the line. My answer is no. We're going home.

Tabby: So just like that, you're gonna give up? Look, I know Viq and Vibs are weird and disobedient and sometimes annoying, but they're still our cousins.

Kelly: She does have a point, Ann...

Tabby: And I'm going to help them, even if it means getting in a paddle boat with an ex-con, a wanna-be pirate, and a blue thing!

Ann: NO, Tabby! Don't you realize how DANGEROUS that is?

Kelly: You know, Tabby, she has a point, too...

Tabby: Kelly, would you just pick a side and stick to it? .....I know it's risky, but- Kelly, you've felt it more than either of us. We know something's wrong! ...So I'm going. Are you coming?

Ann: You're crazy.

Kelly: <quietly> I'll come.

Tabby: Good.

<Kelly and Tabby start walking towards Jack>

Ann: ...Wait!

Tabby: <stops and looks at Ann> Yes?

Ann: <catches up to Kelly and Tabby> Well... we stick together, don't we?

Kelly: <smiles> Alright. Let's go.

<all three walk up to Jack, Mrs Jones, and DanDan>

Tabby: As I was saying, um- Mr. Jack, if you're going to look for Viq, Vibs, and Nanny Mungostone- We'd like to come with.

Kelly: I thought her name was Nanny Mangostone?

Ann: No no no, it's Mengostone.

Tabby: Whatever. Please, Mr. Jack?

<all three kittens look at Jack all adorable-ish>

(OOC: Okay so incase anyone missed it, the Cole girls snuck out of the Cole house and are now at the pier with Jack, Mrs. Jones, and DanDan. Just thought I'd clarify, since I sort of skipped the whole sneaking-out-of-the-house part.)

 

[theprawncracker]

Awwwww, what cute kitties! Of course you can come with us!

Mrs. Jones: What are you doing?!

Face it, I'm a sucker for cute cats. *picks up Kelly and pets her*

 

[The Count]

You put her down nice and gently, and there won't be any trouble bucco.

*Adam appears out of the shadows behind the triplets. Sneak out indeed. Grils, don't you know that your fater has magic skills great and numerous? And I have my sources informing me of what happens.

Now then, don't worry my threesome, we'll got and rescue Viq and Vibs together. Just get onboard our family's ghost ship and everything will be all fright.

*To Jack: Thank you for keeping an eye on them... And for not letting DanDan near them. Hope you're able to catch up with us once we set sail.
*Boards ghost ship in full admiral's outfit as Isabelle starts changing the girls back into their pirate outfits again.

 

[Vic Romano]

Hey uncle Adam, you have any magic games or somethin' I can play with? I'm bored.