"The Moppet Family..."

[Beauregard]

Father: Er...I got...um...plastic surgery? Who are you? You look a lot like the boy-nxt-door-but-all-grown-up-and-stuff-and-I'm-getting-pretty-freaked-out-by-this-whole-expreience! I mean, er, when did the kid-next-door start to shave?

 

[The Count]

*Both Adams show up at front door, Adam staying back near the shaded area of the interior just peeking out at the entire family.

Future Adam: Please come indoors and we can get to know you a bit better. Now then Joseph, what's your last name?
*To Tabby: We're hexpecting you and Mike for dinner this weekend.

Future Adam, to self: Izzy doesn't seem like herself. Will have to give her a check-up later to see if everything's all fright.

Oh sorry, you were saying Ann dear?

 

[Beauregard]

Future Fathe: *apparently at Mr Coles* Have any of you seen Mother? She wan't up when I left this morning...and...she's been a bit, er, down still. Not that I blame her, frankly. But, I just wish...*shrugs* *turns to the non-future Mr Cole* I don't believe we've been introduced, and you know, I hate to see folk hanging around my neice's house who havn't been introduced.

 

[theprawncracker]

Good, we're getting back to work. Now, where is Mr. Harvey?

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

*at home with the Taeers*
*Fem comes through the door*

Isis Tee: Where've you been?
Fem Taeer: Court
Isis: COURT??? Why?
Fem: I'm afraid DanDan has been drinking and driving again
Isis: She was drinking on the road
Fem: No, but she was driving a van while making herself a cup of herbal tea from nothing but crushed caterpillars
Isis: I see...
Fem: And as she dropped her spoon, she had to reach and get it
Isis: And now she's been convicted with drink driving?
Fem: That and, err, murder....
Isis: MURDER???
Fem: She hit three people with her car...

*in prison*
DanDan: Am I in the men or women's prison?
Random hermaphrodite sharing a cell with DanDan: Don't ask me, I'm just an inmate
DanDan: Hey, I know you. We share a cell
RHSACWDD: I know. We're in that cell
DanDan: What's your name and what's the name of your favourite kind of cheese?
RHSACWDD: Chet Dar and Cheddar
DanDan: Hello Chet. I'm DanDan
Chet: I see. You like cards? *presents pack of cards*
DanDan: You kidding? I can't eat without them
Chet: Good to hear, do you want one? *bites card*
DanDan: Don't mind if I do.... *eats card*
Chet: Are you insane?? That was the 7 of diamonds??
DanDan: Oh sorry *spits out card*

 

[Vibs]

*Back at the future moppet house, which apparantly has been replaced with flats*

Vibs: *Lying on her bed in her rather pink painted room, babbling on the phone* You know Jessica, you'll find another one... I know that right now it seems that there is nobody else but... um, just a sec sweetie..
*Starts "Friend with broken heart" standard comforting-recording and puts the reciever next to it. - Turns on TV*

Viq: *In his room, filled with loads of boystuff to indicate he is a boy (he's still got traumas about Vic thinking he was a girl when he was a baby)*

*burping*

 

[Beauregard]

Future Father: Adam, I'm heading home. Mingo, coming?

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Father: Jack, er...what date is it?

 

[Harvey Towers]

At Wilsons Time Warner and Co...

Mr Harvey is still in his office at Wilson's althought he has moved up in the world. Due to expansion several new floors of offices were slipped in underneath the building ... Where Mr Moppet once sat, Mr Jack works now.

Ooh! Mr Jack, I'm over here!

*phones rings*

Hello Wilson's, Mr Harvey speaking! Oh, I must be getting old...

*picks up reciever*

Hello Wilson's, Mr Harvey speaking! you know, I've still not got used to this telephone. I don't know why we changed from memos.. it worked fine until last year. I'm what? Really? Thank you sir! I mean thank you miss! Sorry bye!

*puts phone down*

Yes sorry? I'm what! I've waited so long for this day to come! I can't quite believe it! Mr Jack! The management have summoned me to the board room to recieve an award to celebrate my long service at Wilson's! Oh, I don't know how long I've worked her but it's at least eighteen years and twenty minutes I know that for a fact!

SuZan! I need you to iron my beige shirt, press my biege suit and untangle my beige tie. I know it's a lot to ask of you on your first day, but your mother SuZan trained you well!

 

[minidoozer]

Yes Bo. How are the twins?

 

[theprawncracker]

Congratulations Mr. Harvey! SuZan! Get us a cup of tea while you're at it!

*SuZan brings tea*

A toast, to Mr. Harve and his 18 years and *glances at watch* 27 minutes of Wilson's glory!

*under breath* Once this old geezer's out of the picture I'll finally be able to become head of Wilson's! MWoO ha ha ha ha!