"The Moppet Family..."

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Beauregard

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Father: You think that's bad, I'm gunna go bald with kids like these...

(btw, MopFam Members will be interested to see this thread!)
 

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Vibs: *shouts to Viq* Viq, this is NOT funny, make that overgrown... prehistoric... thing disappear!!

Viq: *moan* whaa? Wll yu plsse remveee tehsee basggs!

Vibs: *snaps fingers, bags are raising from Viq and bump down next to Vibs* There, now will you explain to me what is going on?!

Viq: ... Vibs, how come I'm always gonna carry your bags when you could just have them flying next to you, following you everwhere you go?

Vibs: Daah, people would give us strange glances, like totally okay?

Viq: Right...

Vibs: speaking of strange... Wha!?! *points at father*
 

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Father: Speaking of stranger still, what is this? *points to flats*

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At Wilsons:

Future Father: Speaking of strange, while the boss is out and about maybe I could...*gets newspaper out of desk*
 

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*Goes into the big bright living room*

Hevej darling? I'm home. Where are you?

*Places her shopping bags on the couch and goes into the kitchen*

There you are sweetie.

*Kisses Hevej on the cheek*

I bought some lollipops for the little kids of the Moppet's neighboors.
 

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*in a large, worn down shoe*
Fem Taeer: DanDan, are you ever going to do the washing up?

DanDan: *enters in a wheelchair, with a large green beard* What's that, sonny?

Fem Taeer: Oh DanDan. You must be so upset. Your 122nd birthday, and only I showed up.

DanDan: *nods*

Fem Taeer: Well, I should get going.

DanDan: *jumps up, beard falling off* What? Going? Where?

Fem Taeer: Back to my house

DanDan: Oh that's right, you married that treachorous Isis Tee woman.

Fem Taeer: Now now, be nice to Isis. Just because she tried to drive you off a cliff doesn't mean she's a bad person (thinks: Stupid over-protective blue owner thing)

DanDan: I suppose we all make mistakes. I did eat her. But at least I regurgitated her

Fem Taeer: Yeah, and ate her again

DanDan: And she came back in one piece

Fem Taeer: Yes but she came back very smelly, and you still ate her again

DanDan: Did you get her back?

Isis Tee *from DanDan's stomach*: He ate me again!!

Fem Taeer: Is that true, DanDan

DanDan: Ummm..............no.
 

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*Walking out of the study and to Isabelle...
Adam: It's all fright dear. Besides, it makes you look distinguished. Now... We need to...
*Looking out at Bo and grown-up twins. Oh hello Vibs and Viq. You're probably wondering what happened and who we are. Well... Does anyone have today's date?
 

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<in Cole's girls' room, we see Ann Gora, Kelly, and Tabbytha in their human forms, age 18.>

Ann: <rummaging through closet> Kelly, do you know where my little black tank-top is?

Kelly: <reading magazine> Isn't it in the closet?

Ann: NO! It should be here, but I don't see it! I wanted to wear it for my date tonight! What if I can't find it and I-

Tabby: Ann? It's right here.

Ann: <sigh> Thank GOODNESS! Oh my gosh... what am I going to wear with it?

Kelly: Let me see... <puts down magazine> You know what would look great?

Ann: What?

Kelly: Wear that tank top... <goes to closet, pulls out clothes> with my denim skirt... and this jacket.

Ann: I CAN'T WEAR YOUR CLOTHES!

Kelly: Why not? We're the same size, and it looks great.

Ann: But... but...

Tabby: Calm down, Ann.

Ann: But what if he doesn't like me?

Tabby: <blink> Ann. Why would he ask you out if he doesn't like you?

Ann: I don't know! I just...

Tabby: You're just freaking out for the sake of freaking out, like you always do.

Ann: I AM NOT FREAKING OUT!

Tabby: Could've fooled me...

Kelly: Relax, Ann. He likes you, you like him, he's a nice guy, you've got nothing to worry about. Here, I'll help you with your hair. You'll look beautiful, you'll have fun...

Ann: But what if-

Tabby: What if he turns around and dumps you and tells everyone in Magic School that you're the scum of the earth?

Ann: ...Yeah.

Tabby: Then he's the scum of the earth, and you will still be our sister, still the top of the class, still the wonderful person you are, because YOU are a battle-tested warrior.

Ann: I'll never live that down.
 

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Father: Would someone kindly explain what is going on before I loose my mind..a little more....or a lot more...where's Mother when I need her...*points to count* You Sir, where are we? *points to Vibs* Get back into baby-form or be grounded, ask Vic all about that. *to self* Do not scream. yet.

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Future Father: *at Wilsons* Looks, Kyle, now you're here, I'm heading home. I forgot a blueprint...I brought the green one by accident.
 

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*DanDan inside a large bird cage*
DanDan: How did I get in here?

Fem Taeer: Some things never change...
 

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(OOC: Beau, when I said it was an 18 year older Jack I meant he was 18 years older.)

Moppet, this is the last time I'm going to tell you to get back to the office! Mrs. Jones will escort you.

*Mrs Jones rolls in on a wheelchair she has gray hair and is wrinkled like a prune*

Mrs. Jones: Alright sonny get a move on! Or I'll give you such a pinch! *pokes Father with cane*
 
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