"The Moppet Family..."

[Vibs]

Viq: Today is the day...

Vibs: ... Today is a day?

Viq: .. I said it is THE day!

Vibs: Theday? Thursday?

Viq: *frowns* I said, today is the - - - - - day!

Vibs: Why the long break between the and da... OOoH! I get it, why didn't you say that right away?

Viq: ... hmrf... *clears throat* Today is the day where I, Viq Moppet will start drinking Tea.

Vibs: Why?

Viq: Because half of me is english so I better learn drinking tea soon.

Vibs: yeah, but why today?

Viq: Why not?

Vibs: ... well, why??

Viq: ... why not??

Vibs: Why??!!

Viq: WHY NOT!?

Vibs: WHY!??!

Viq: WHY NOT!!?!?!...

Vibs: WH...

... and so on and so forth... Oh typical I spilt coffee all over my microphzxxxzxzcrasshhdddxx-xxxzzzzzwetyUSHkrkrrrrr... blaf! ga'boink!! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx....

 

[theprawncracker]

Hey Moppet why'd you have to out Mrs. Luella Bates Washington Jones? She was gonna off Dan-Dan! You can't tell me you wouldn't want that!

*Door slams open and Mrs. Luella Bates Washington Jones is there*

Mrs. Jones: Now you listen here young fella! I'm not leavin' unless that blue Dan-Dan thing is in a half-Nelson in my arms!

Yeah, you listen to her Moppet!

*Mrs. Jones cracks her knuckles in a very intimidating way*

 

[The Count]

Hee... Good thing I don't have to deal with those crazies over down the street at the Moppet...
Oh well, let's get ready for bed. *Cole girls gather round the armchair for their nightly story.
Tomorrow's a big day, we've got appointments at the dentist and at the mail office both in the afternoon.
Now, where were we in this amusing story about the summer show at the Muppet Theater?

 

[Erine81981]

Eric: Enjoy your noshes there everyone.Back to work.


*places a coloring book along with a box of crayons on the floor and leaves the house*

Cool! Coloring books. Come along lets color. *grabs the crayons and book*

*hums a little song while coloring*

 

[anythingmuppet]

Wow. This must be the world's longest thread or somethin'.....um oops..sorry if I interrupted...couldn't restrain myself * forced laughter* oh well, as long as I'm here.... NEWS FLASH! The world is coming to an end! People are being abducted by kumquats!! There is no escaping them! The only way to possibly get rid of them is to....radio fades out and explodes. Weird Al Yankovic comes in, looks at the smoking radio and grins.

 

[theprawncracker]

Kumquats?

Mrs. Jones: That is what she said boy! You got a problem with it? Huh?

No ma'am! Please don't hurt me!

Mrs. Jones: Oh don't worry, I wouldn't need to hurt you for you to remember the name of Mrs. Luella Bates Washington Jones!

Uh oh...

 

[The Count]

*OOC: Heh, if you think this thread's long, you should check out the MC Dorms.

*Back in Character: Who was that weird man?
*Weird Al gets dragged outside by kidnapper kumquats.
Glad we don't have to deal with those things. Yep, nice to know that Viq and Vibs are safe at their own home.
OK girls, time for bed. Will be there to tuck you in after brushing my teeth.
*Heads for bathroom, and then to daughters' bedroom.
Sleep tight my girls, got a big day tomorrow.

 

[The Count]

*Places call to Christy and Bo: Hey, thought I'd check in before heading off to Slumberland. If this Bates woman is giving you some troubles, just use that banishing spell we learned back in second year Sis. If you need my help, you know where to reach me.

*OOC: The forum member known as AnythingMuppet's a girl/woman?

 

[anythingmuppet]

I'm a male, just to let you all know

anyway, this is sorta fun so...

* back in character *

NEWSMAN: fades back in--The only way to stop them is to throw a Blue Long-Nosed Weirdo, or a Wisecracking orange alien named ALF at them and then they will go away!!

***meanwhile***
Weird Al: Hey, you guys! Let me go!!!
KUMQUAT-ALIENS: Only if you sing "Fat"
Weird Al: You got yourself a deal!
Al becomes Fatman and sings "Fat"
(Fat was a paraody of 'Bad' by MJ)

all of a sudden....

Statler:Boo! Boo!
Waldorf: Get off the stage!
Weird Al: What stage?!
Statler zooms in
Statler: Oh. Ok, c'mon Waldorf lets go home!
*A flash of lightning*

 

[The Count]

And back at the Moppets... The still night blanketed the street with its many twinkling stars, ushering another night's sleep to the entire family.

*OOC: Sorry AnythingMuppet... BTW: If you want a refresher course in the Moppet Family, then check out the website. The link's in a thread in the On The Web section of the forums, called "Presenting The Virtual Home of The Moppets" or something like that.
If you need any help let us know and we'll try our best.