"The Moppet Family..."

[Vibs]

Viq: Vibs, dandan is back..

Vibs: ... *gulp*...

Viq: Pretend you are a plant!

Vibs: erh, why?

Viq: That way Aunt DanDan won't eat us. *Pretends he's a plant*

Vibs: Um, Viq Aunt DanDan eats everything.

Viq: Oh...

 

[theprawncracker]

*In angry voice* Dan Dan. I must have revenge! *pulls out cell phone* Yo, Mac, I need to have somebody offed...Ok great...yeah the blue thing...uh huh...ok see ya then. *Hangs up* And now, Dan Dan will have to change her...his...it's! Name to Dead Dead! MWoO ha ha ha! *Sees family staring at him* Um...I mean... Head Head...because...it has such a pretty...um head of lettuce...yes...

 

[Beauregard]

Mac? Mother's personal driver? Jack, I think you're getting muddled in the head, son. Er, not son, just, son, in a patronising way not a patriachial way...er...*cough* Jack.

 

[theprawncracker]

NO! Her name isn't Mac, I just called her Mac because...oh forget it.

*Door slams open and we see a large woman carrying a large purse*

Woman: Ok, I'm Mrs. Luella Bates Washington Jones. Now which one of ya'll is Dan-Dan?

Right here Mrs. Jones! *Points to Dan-Dan*

Mrs. Jones: Thank ya darlin'. Alright you little blue thing, you're goin' down!

 

[Beauregard]

*stands*

Mrs. Luella Bates Washington Jones *cough* I'm going to give you five seconds to leave both my house and this episode before more caos ensues than I could possibly cope with. Five, Four, three...thank you.

*sits back down*

More tea anyone?

 

[JaniceFerSure]

Eric the Street Vendor(doing a cameo): *enters house* Popcorn,peanuts and crackerjacks,get 'em while they're hot!

 

[Beauregard]

For breakfast? Oh, if you insist. Vibs, Popcorn? Viq, Peanuts? Dog...er...Dog? Dog! Get your head out of those crackerjacks! Sorry about this Eric.

 

[JaniceFerSure]

Eric: (in a Brooklyn accent) T'anks a lot.That'll be ten bucks for the whole enchilada.

 

[Beauregard]

Ri-ght...er, Vic, I'll take that out of your pocket money for this week.

 

[JaniceFerSure]

Eric: Enjoy your noshes there everyone.Back to work.


*places a coloring book along with a box of crayons on the floor and leaves the house*