"The Moppet Family..."

[Vibs]

Viq: ... Help? How should we be able to...

Vibs: ... a huge wet sloppy kiss... bedtime story every night...

Viq: ... um, help?

Vibs: *sigh* Actually I don't mind being down here. I have never been this close to Jaaaaaahaaaaack...

Viq: ... aaaRRRRG!! I HAD ENOUGH!! YOU ARE THE MOST ANNOYING, SPOILED, SELFISH, STUPID, ANTI-CUTE BABY ON EARTH VIBS AND I'M ASHAMED OF BEING YOUR TWINBROTHER!! NOW PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER AND LETS GET OUT OF HERE, IS THAT CLEAR YOU LITTLE NASTY UGLY THING ON TWO LEGS?!!! Oh and by the way I ALWAYS HATED YOUR PIGTAILS!!

Vibs: *stunned* My... pigtails... I quite like them... nasty? Ugly?? Stupid??? SELFISH?? ... ANTI-CUTE!??!?!?! You just made yourself an enemy, brother dear and don't expect me to talk to you ever again!!!

Viq: *gulp* So much for telling the truth...

Vibs: What?

Viq: hey I thought you said you were never gonna talk to me again? *smugs*

Vibs: And I'm not!!! ... *evil look, happens to punch father in stomach*

Viq: fine, if you don't wanna talk to me - Fine! Who needs a twin anyway?

Narrator: Oh I just looove those fish and egg sandwitches they are the best!

Viq and Vibs: OH SHOUT UP!!

Narrator: ... what did I miss?

 

[Erine81981]

No, you messed up child, I shall not Marry Mummy, I am already married (quite happily I might add) *shouting* So forget about it Lana and Rana and Whoana-else-is-up-there!

Mellow to you too, Biggy.

*muffled yelling* Mi mmaid....mmrey mmunny. MIQ! MMLP!

Biggy: *starts growling at Mr. Moppet*

 

[Beauregard]

*doubles over*

If you twins say One More Word!!! *pause* Never mind.

Vibs, I am your father and I am ordering you to use your magic to untie me.

*mutters* Most children break the furniture, mine turn the entire population of gold into puppies....

 

[Erine81981]

*struggles to get Viq's attation* Mmmmmmmmm.....

Biggy: MMOOF!

 

[theprawncracker]

Darn it Vibs!!! UNTIE US NOW!!! Quit fighting with Viq! Turn the puppies that go oink back into money(and give it all to me MWoO ha ha ha!!!). And turn me back into a man! GAH!!! *starts biting ropes with toothless baby mouth*

 

[Beauregard]

Now, now, everyone calm down! This is not a time to panic. This is not a time to panic. This is...*door opens*..a time to Paaa-aa-a-a-aaaaaanic!!!

 

[Vibs]

Rosa: Did you enjoy your breakfast? Oh forgot, ya can't really eat it when you are tied up now can you?

Donald: HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR *Hysterical evil goofy laughter*!!!!!

Rosa: Now Donald, dear it wasn't that funny...

Donald: HAR HAR... oh. I see. Okay.

Rosa: Can you take them all at the same time?

Donald: The twins, the baby, the others, the rest. Yes. Got it. I can.

Rosa: Good. And keep the weirdo over there away from me, he already proposed twice - Well, indirectly.

Donald: He did!!!? Oh that poor thing, the only guy who ever survived proposing to Rosa was Otally. And I wonder how long he'll live...

Rosa: Shut up and get to work we ain't got all day!

Donald: Sorry Rosa.

*Donald grabs all the moppets at the same time, walks out to a bigger van filled with money and dumps them inthere*

 

[Beauregard]

I'll get you for this you, you bunch of...of Cows!

Voice in head of Moppet: You know, you need to work on your insults.

Oh, shove off you Minging Moppet.

Moppet: Yup, you really do...

 

[Vibs]

*In the van*

Viq: hmrf.

Vibs: Hmrf. *Kicks father in the stomach*

Viq: Hmrrf.

Vibs: hmFRF!

Viq: hMFrrFF!!

Vibs: hMFrrFFF!!!

Viq: HMMMRFF!!!

Vibs: HHHHHMMMMMMFFRF!!!!

Viq: Vibs, quit it. *PUFF* *is only wearing nappy* Hey that's not fair!! Infront of Mingo and all... *blushes*

Vibs: *smug*

 

[Beauregard]

*glareing at twins*

This is hardly funny at all. *quickly checks to make sure that Vibs has doe nothing with his clothes* Good. Um. Vibs, Viq, fighting like this will help no one. Especially my blood preasure. now will you please get us out of here, and put the world back to rights before someone gets sued, probably me.