"The Moppet Family..."

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Harvey Towers

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You mean SuZan is the serial sugar stealer Su Crose?! Pretty sweet operation she's got going there... I always wondered who was stealing the sugar out of my tea!

*remembers their new positon of authority*

Stealing sugar - I won't stand for that in this office. That's an offence worthy of the cane! What do you think Mr Moppet one lump or two? As for SuZan, we must cast'er out for this! Now that would be the icing on the cake...
 

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Ann: I forgive you Daddy.

Kelly: Yeah, me too.

Tabby: Well, as long as you keep your promise...

Ann: Tabby!

Tabby: What?

Ann: He already said he will.

Tabby: Yeah, well...

Kelly: Tabby....

Tabby: Ok ok. I forgive you, Daddy.

Ann: That's better.

Tabby: Hey Ann. Guess what?

Ann: Tag- you're it! <runs off>
 

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Viq: Are we at home or at Father's office...

Vibs: Home sounds boring. Father's office!!

Viq: *shrugs* Whatever you say...

Vibs: Gonna be fun watching father losing his head.

Viq: Losing his head??!!

Vibs: Yeah, you know... blow his cool.

Viq: I ...see...
 

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And you, sir, are under arrest for the serious crime of out pun0ing even the best pun-ifier. Mistreatment of puns, requires a...Pun-ishment. *pause* Is no one going to laugh? Hello! Father made a joke here...forget it...

Harvey, I'm leaving you in charge here while I go on the beat. Sugard beat. Ha....never mind...
 

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Viq: ...Am I under... arrest? BUT! NO! Don't! I'm only a child, actually only a baby! I'll tell my father!! ... um... My mother!! I'll...

Vibs: Pathetic.
 

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Oh no, now Bo's a police man how am I supposed to have a mob boss over now?

Oh well, I'll just post pone the dinner 'til Monday.
 

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*hitlers voice* With mine new spesial powers as keeper of the luw, I know certain people who vould wery much need to be locked up. *heads off to find Aunt Dan-Dan*

Wait! Stop Halt! That is a misuse of the law...

*shrug*

Oh well...
 

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Viq: *Locked up*

Vibs: Wow. I can't believe he didn't lock me up... wait I shouldn't have said that...

Viq: *Still locked up* This is boring.

Vibs: *Sneaks out of the office*
 

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*thinks: That should keep Viq and Vibs out of mischeif for a while being locked up in the filing cabinet*

*whistles a few bars of "What a wonderfull world"*

*yawns*

Gee, what a boring job. Where's the doughnuts?
 

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Over in Kyle's house.........

*wakes up* Ow my head. Must of fallen asleep in the movies. *looking around* This doesn't look anything like the theater. *starts to turn again*

Evil Kyle: He he he he he he...your going to join me in this evil plan I have to take over the world! *evil laugh*

No I am not! I'm never going to join anyone. Not even my parents. They tried to make my pet yak a drone. Why am I still talking to you?

Evil Kyle: :sympathy: Becasue I'm lonely.

You are? Awwww sorry to hear that but I'm not going to join you you carzy!

Evil Kyle:*sarcasticly* Yea that hurt.

Oh just shut up. I'm leaving! *walks out door*

Evil Kyle: Still with you.

GET OUT OF MY HEAD!


People walking their dogs or out on their porches look at me with weird looks

He he he...just a game I play. *walks faster to the Moppet's house*
 
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