"The Moppet Family..."

[The Count]

OK then... Let's see.
*Flips pages in book. Here we are... Robin turned on the rainbow maker machine and lept into the rainbow...
*Voice trails while reading.

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

That sounds like fun. I'll eat the twins, and it'll be an excellent day.

 

[TogetherAgain]

Ann: Daddy....

Kelly: <gulp>

Tabby: Did that... um...

Kelly: Man?

Ann: Lady?

Tabby: Thing?

Kelly:... just say he...

Tabby: ...or she...

Ann: ...was going to eat the twins?

Kelly: W- we're not related to that... um...

Tabby: ...person...

Ann: Are we?

Kelly: Will, um, he...

Ann: ...or she...

Tabby: ...Or it...

Ann: Eat us?

Ann, Kelly, and Tabby: <shudder>

 

[The Count]

No dearies. If he even tries... *Eyes glow a low-level red.
And that... person for lack of a better word... keeps menacing to eat your twin cousins, but we won't let it. Dan's currently under a spell that diverts its mind to other things instead of going off to attempt to eat the twins while Aunt Christy's on vacation. Once Christy gets back, she'll take care of Dan-Dan herself. We think Dan-Dan's from Bo's side of the family, though he keeps denying it and passing the relation on to our side. But Grandma had only three kids... your aunt Lauraly, your aunt Christy, and Daddy.
Now... Back to the story... I think we reached the part where Skeeter and the members of her party are exploring a cave in Austrailia.

 

[FISH'N'WOLFE]

Ya'll need to clean out the fridge. I nearly could of killed myself. Eating what they have kept. *grumbles*

Arfright, soofs garf toof me. *goes over to fridge, opens it and starts eating everything*

Translation: Alright, sounds good to me.

 

[Beauregard]

*sees Dan-Dan*

Sometimes I dispare of our relations. I do wish inlaws could become outlaws...

 

[Vibs]

Viq: ... Vibs what are you doing?

Vibs: I'm just writing a letter...

Viq: To who?

Vibs: To the PWARROASAWYSBWA Club.

Viq: WhAT??

Vibs: Ahem:
"Dear PWARROASAWYSBWA.
I have a weird brother who'd fit perfectly in your club."

Viq: That is not fun.

Vibs: I think it is.

Viq: *Frowns*

 

[minidoozer]

*Sees Vibs with the letter*

What is that Vibsie? Let me take a look.

*Picks the paper*

Nice drawing Vibs! What is it? A chinese sign or something?

*Turns the paper up side down*

Oh!

*Reads*

"Dear PWARROASAWYSBWA.
I have a weird brother who'd fit perfectly in your club." Nice written Vibs.

*Looks at her*

PWARROASAWYSBWA is the People Who Are Really Really Odd And Strange And Who You Should Be Worried About club, right? I know a person in that club.

 

[Vibs]

Viq: ... um...?

Vibs: ... You mean... The club actually exists?!

Viq: ... hm...?

Vibs: I mean... OF course it exists! I mean...

Viq: ... erhm...?

Vibs: *To viq* We were blessed with the gift of being able to speak as babies now PLEASE GO USE IT!!

Viq: ... huh...??

Vibs: *frowns* never mind...

 

[minidoozer]

I think his name was Jens Hansen. He's from Denmark I think.

*Looks at the surprised twins.*

Huh? Why are you looking like you've seen a piece of toast melting in a frigde?