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"The Moppet Family..."

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Viq: I'll never let you down. I'll never walk out on you. I'll never leave you in the lurch. I promise that. And from now on the Viqway shirts are free! If you buy 4 of them before you buy the one that is free.

Vibs: Viq!! C'mon!! You are not Columbus, who was NOT a president and you don't own Norway! And Viqway T-shirts are not pretty.

Viq: How would you know, you've never seen one!

Vibs: Well, I certainly don't wish to either...
 

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Back at the Moppet's house.........

*watching TV* Theres nothing to do today?

Biggy: Why not a movie?

I figured when rescuering the nanny that I would be good for working for Mr. Moppet but I didn't get any recuniton.

Biggy: Why would you want to work there?

I don't know. Where Yakky?

Biggy: Down at park.

Whats he doing?

Biggy: Just eatting the grass. Some guy hired him just to eat the grass so he wouldn't have to mow.

He even gets job.

Biggy: But he doesn't paid.

He gets to eat tho. Theres just nothing to do today.
 

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Viq: You are jealous.

Vibs: ... Wha??

Viq: Because I am Columbus and you are not.

Vibs: Viq you are NOT Columbus! Repeat this after me: "I am not Columbus, I am a little stupid boy who needs a new nappy"

Viq: Yep. You are right. Except you're not a boy.

Vibs: .....................-puff-..................... - Viq?

Viq: I love my sister, she is much better than me and I'm just a stupid little boy that needs a new nappy. And Vibs, you can have all the lollipops to come and you can call Mr. Bob a lifeless thing.

Vibs: *looks into camera* I don't know why I was blessed with my magic skills, but they can be rather nice at times.
 

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Note from mangement:

Due to the nature of your current task, and the public demand for eatable fabricware please find that your Eadible Hat-making status has been extended to the complete wardrobe. Management.
Ahh...oh, how intreesting. So, we need to pack up the office and move to the wardrobe?

*reads note again*

Oh wait, silly. Um...well, I'd better get to work on the Cheese-Puff-Socks, and the Triffle-ruffle-neck gowns.
 

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Viq: I'm bored.

Vibs: Me too.

Viq: Vibs? This is an emergency...

Vibs: ... and if we are in troubles we are allowed to use our magic.

Viq: Shall we go...

Vibs: ... see how dad's doing. Wow did I just call that thing "dad"? Anyway...

PUFF!!

*Both appear infront of Bo*

Viq: Wow it works.

Vibs: Of course it did, I'm so GOOD!
 

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Ahhh!

*drops the chocolate buttons which had been being sown onto a shirt*

Oh, hello you two. This is a work place. It's no place for children...hey! Put that cup-of-t-shirt down!
 

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Viq: *Grimace* Yuck, it's not very good either. *Throws the Tea-shirt down*

Vibs: Mmbut mmyou mshould trymm thismm sugarmmsock.

Viq: Ah! Look what I found!! Or... on second thought DON'T look what I found. *Hides lollipants behind his back*

Vibs: *With sugarsock remnants all over her little cute chubby face* But this Chocoat beats them all! YUUUMMM!
 

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Ahhh! Put that down, don't scarf the scarf!

*looks around for a disctraction*

Ah ha! Here, eat these rock cakes which I made as a decoration to go with the set of beach/swim clothes.

*settles back to work designing a cream-shoe-horn*
 

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Viq: Thank you daddiiie!

Vibs: *stunned* Don't call it daddiiie it scares me!

Viq: It scares... you?

Vibs: *shivers* indeed.

Viq: .... Daddy, daddiiie daddiiie daddiiie daddiiie daddiiiedaddiiie daddiiiiiiiieee...

Vibs: ArHH!
 

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*starts shivering*

Why me? Whyyyy meeeeeee?

*shakes head*

Where is Mother when you need her...

*moves acros to a desk where the chilli-con-cardigans are almost ready*
 
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