"The Moppet Family..."

[minidoozer]

Oh thanks a lot Psychic Limousine Service! That was just what we needed.

*Jumps in with her bag, the twins and Mr. Moppet*

Are we all here?

*Counts the people inside the limousine*

Yup! Take us to the Moppet House, driver!

 

[Beauregard]

Can you drop me off at my work palce? Managment-Whoops, 2 Changling Cross?

 

[That Announcer]

Driver: OK, hold on. I installed a jet engine in this car yesterday. I wonder how it works...

(The driver leans over and clicks the button marked "JET." An extremely loud noise is heard, the car suddenly gets scalding hot and immediately reaches Moppet's office building.)

Driver: Here you are, Moppet!

 

[Beauregard]

*falls out the door as car screeches into distence*

Thanks...

 

[That Announcer]

(fire shoots out of jet turbine)

Driver: OK! Why did he tell me where he worked? I knew- I'm psychic! OK, here's your house, Minglestone, Viq and Vibs! Have fun, OK? I'll take the payment as soon as you can give it to me which will be in three days, I know. Stand clear of the jet engine now, OK?

(car fires off into the distance)

 

[Harvey Towers]

*The relative calm of Wilson’s Edible Hat Manufacturers*

Ah, welcome back Mr Moppet, I hope everything is all right with your family; although from what I saw earlier…

Anyway, first of all is this hat. Wait a minute, that’s not a hat, that’s a Rice Crispie Flan! Just to finish of the old stock you understand.

Now, here we have the pork pie hat as worn by both butchers and bakers and occasionally set alight by candlestick makers.

Next is a deep fried sou’wester, perfect for fishermen, although it has proved surprisingly popular with nursing mothers.

Lastly for now is this chilli-con-carne flavoured homburg – we have injected the flavour in between the felt particles, all very technical. If I’m honest SuZan dropped it into her dinner – but the old ways are often the best.

You get to work while I put the kettle on. It’s not exactly edible but it’s along the same principle…

 

[Beauregard]

Ahh, pure genious Mr Harvey, if I may say so. And, I have produced this Caper Cap's for the italian who particularly love capers with their olives. I found a Creame=pie hat in the store from when Wilson decided to produce whole-sale clown supplies for wholesale-clowns.

And, I'm not sure why there is a boa wrapped around that top-hat because one, it is not ediable, two it does not look very attractive for a gentleman, three the feathers are going everywhere.

And, I was working on this Felt Hat, but I figured people wouldn't want me feeling their food...

However, I am makign final alterations on a Dinner jacket....

 

[Vibs]

Back at home...

Viq: And therefore I thank you Margaret, for always being there for me when I needed a helping hand. And I thank you mr. Bob for always supporting my politics. And last but not least I thank you all for being my fans and you can buy a "Viqway" T-shirt on your way out. Just follow the signs that says "You can buy a "Viqway" T-shirt here". Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

Vibs: ...err... Viq?

1. Columbus wasn't a president.
2. Do you really think people would buy T-shirts with YOU on?
3. Get somebody to change your nappy... *Holds nose*

Viq: *Whispers* Viiiibs, not infront of everybody! It's humiliating...

Vibs: .. You mean infront of those teddy bears that are lying lifeless on the floor infront of you?

Viq: *Stunned, then takes a deep breath* Mr. Bob is living and you know it! He's just...
*looks at the blue teddy bear with only one eye, that has been passing for generations* ... the quiet type.

Vibs: *looks into camera* Sometimes I wonder if I should laugh at him, or just cry hard over the fact that he's my brother.

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

I'd do both. Juicy mangos for sale!! *holds mangos with toes*

 

[Beauregard]

Back at the office....

Volla! A lady's wide-brimmed hat with an array of fruits and feathers (guess the boa did come in usfull). Now if only we had some mangos....