"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

[Beauregard]

Hevej: *stepping out of the snow by Jack's side* Avast ye...snow is no fair fight for to go against a ship, guns, and a good game of rummy or black-jack...Snow blocks, it freezes, it covers...it plays a darn good hand...If ye are to escape this snowy pit they call Hawa double I, you'd best come with me. *to Vibs* And I'll get ye for transporting me later, you know. I am not some sloppy criminal boyfriend 20 years older than ye.

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: *blink* *opens mouth to talk* ...*gets on Hevej's ship*

 

[Beauregard]

Hevej: *drops the sails, weighs the anchor, blows the fog horn, arms the helm, shoots the cannons, batterns the hatches, tosses lego-ship into the show* Picked that up on my stop by Denmark...where was we?

 

[The Count]

Posted by Bo: "Hebbage: Where weren we?"
Sinking fast.

 

[Beauregard]

Hevej: Hmm...seems this snow I'm on is melting...*continues sinking*...someone pass me a cone...aye.

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: *gulps* I'm begining to regret not just staying captured by those robots...

 

[The Count]

Ice keeps melting... Ship keeps sinking... Bo keeps making a muddle out of everything...
Same as it ever was, same as it ever was, same as it ever was.

 

[Beauregard]

Hevej: That can also be arranged, ye clutz. Grab the mainsall...iron the timbers...liver my shimbers...*twitch* Does anyone have a hair dryer? This ship is really stuck in the snow here...Oh wait, now it's sinking...typical...

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: Wait... what? You want me to... liver your shimbers? ...Yuck.

 

[Beauregard]

Hevej: Beats shivering with my timbers, mate. *raises pirate flag* Chances are we'll either keep sinking, be transported home, or else someone will see us, arrest us, and we can break out later...