"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

[Beauregard]

Father: *grabs forehead as Irish Tea Caffene Fix hits in* Where's some soup when you need it...*groans*

 

[Erine81981]

Yakky: *runs into Goldie's kitchen* Wonder if she has any soup for Mister Moppet? *looks through the cabinets* Maybe this will do. *runs back into the living room and hands Mr. Moppet a can of green beans*

 

[Beauregard]

Father: That'll help...*sucks green beans through a straw* If only they'd stay...still!

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: Geebus, Bo, you've really gone off the deep end this time. I think perhaps you better lie down. *Father falls over* ...At least he listened. *goes to find food*

 

[Beauregard]

Father: *finds an ant on the floor* Oh, hello little fellow...someone remind me to stay of spiked spiced drinks in future...*flicks ant under the door* Whoopsy.

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: *munches on some hors'd'vours while talking to party guests* --So the stapler says to the bongo, that's no air guitar on stilts, that's my wife! *laughs* *realizes no one else is laughing* *clears throat* 'Scuse me. *goes to check on Father* ...Where is your wife when we need some discipline? ...Did I just request discipline? ...Maybe I need some of that tea.

 

[Beauregard]

Father: There's some down there...*singsong* Under the taaable...*end sing song* My wife's gone...she left me for some mission...all I have is a Yak, two kids and a Jack...and the boy-next-door-too-complicated-for-drunk-minds-to-figure-out...and who was that Jana person? *raises self on elbows* I have no idea...*colapses*

 

[Beakerfan]

Shanker: *in Jack's pocket* Wow! He finally moved! He was beginnin ta smell a little.... Hey! I wonder, what color is his blood? *pricks Jack with knife*

Nell: *walks in the door* WHAT? Ok, I don't know where I went, why I left, or how I got back. What I want to know is: HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN? I mean, the Leprechauns throw a party and there's no dancing? Sheesh... well, boys grab your fiddles and your flutes and lets dance!

*two leprechauns grab a fiddles, another grabs a flute, and one grabs a recorder*

Nell: Well, I guess I'll start it off! *begins doing a beautiful little jig*

Goldie: *to Yakky* You ate Kyle's flowers! Oh well. I can grow 'im some more. I can grow yew some too! It only takes a few minutes. I 'ave a green thumb. See? *shows Yakky her thumb, which is green* Oh! 'ow silly of me! M'names Goldie. I be a Leperchaun, if'n ya didn't notice. Mind if I stick with yew a while? I'm really the one that 'olds this bunch together, but I get a little tired of all their nonsense. *jerks a thumb at a group of leprechauns*

 

[Erine81981]

Yakky: I don't see why not. Your kind of cute....you know. *blushes*

 

[Beakerfan]

Goldie: Awwww.... *to herself* I always was a sucker for big guys *to Yakky* Would you like to go see my garden? I can plant something just for you!