"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

[Beauregard]

Father: Not without a cheese sandwich. *aside* This is not the first time I have told him that one cannot eat those offending objects without cheese and bread...*shakes head* But that's my sister-in-law...or brother-in-law...or...otherwise-related-law...

 

[Beakerfan]

Guard 2: Ya see what I meen? He doon' like us much!

Guard 1: Oi, that may be true, but youer gonna hafte deal with it, like the rest of oos.

Guard 3: Noooooooooo! Git off of the lawwn! Git off it I say!

Guard 4: Quick lads! Git it!

*all the leprechauns rush out of their hiding places and climb onto the lawn-mower, attacking it and Aunt DanDan*

(OOC: I doont mind thee teeasin soo much, Beau, loong as yoo doont say it to me gran'dad )

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

Oh dear me this is the third time this week I've been attacked by leprechauns. Better grin and bare it like I always do...

 

[Beauregard]

Father: *does a 180 and heads back up the garden path* Sorry, to bother you, hi, listen, I know I only just left and now I'm back which doesn't mean that I love this place and cannot leave, or that I missed you, because I didn't, well that sounded rude, but wasn't intended to be rude, and...*coughs to return to subject* Would you mind calling your...er...*ahem* friends off of my...*ahem* friend? And I'll try to convince him to take his lawnmower out of your lawn-fringe.

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

Speak english man! Or swaheeli, I've been known to dabble into that a bit as well. In fact let's invent a language now and speak that together! DIBBLE DIBBLE! DIB DIB DIBBLE! DIBBO DIBBLE DIBBIE DIBBO DIBBLE DIB!

 

[Beakerfan]

Nell: Oh dear. *looks out the door* They've really gone overboard. What am I saying? I've BEEN overboard! I - I mean they! THEY've been overboard! Honest! I can't controll them anymore! Actually, I've NEVER been able to control them! AAAAAAACK! *runs down the street screaming*

 

[Beauregard]

Father: Can I possibly be the only sane person in this yard? Dandan! Get your foot out of the steering wheel and control yourself!

 

[The Count]

*Turns head in time to catch the screaming...
Was that Nel Nellington the leprechaun lady? Hmmm, she should come here sometime, I might just have something to reign in those little green men. Though weren't they here last October, making magical mayhem as redcoats? Eh, I always get the Brits and Irish muddled up a bit. Oh well..
*Adam grabs a bouquet of the faced flowers to surprise Izzy, whenever she decides to get back home from shopping and a day at the beauty parlor with the girls.

 

[Beakerfan]

Goldie: Hiya! I'm pretty sane! Ya, tis possible fer Leperchauns to be sane. Well, somebody in this house's gotta do it. Boot ya can't blame her, really. It's their fault afterall.

*meanwhile, over in Jack's pocket*

Shankey: Ooh! 'Ee has is own pocket knife. Well, no need for that anymore! *throws Jacks pocket knife into the street and takes its spot*

 

[Beauregard]

Father: *turns head in time to see Adam and hails him, climbing defltly over the garden gate and crossing the road towards him* Adam! Hi. Finally, someone sane to speak to who won't give me a headache. Jack speaks in alliteration, Nell speaks in squeaks, and those friends of hers speak in some foreign tongue...*breath* How the dickens are you, man?