"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

[The Count]

*Stranger rides off on his motorcycle with Mairin, ba-ba-ba-baing all the way, leaving Jack in a fainted pile of old clothes.

 

[Beakerfan]

Shanker: *runs out of house after Jack* Jest where does 'ee think e's goin?
*sees a fainted Jack* Hmmm... *prods Jack with knife* seems ok! Well, jest ta make sure! *crawls in Jacks pocket*

 

[Erine81981]

Undergound...........

Biggy: Do you have a bug on Yakky?

He has lots of bugs on himself.

Biggy: No no no. I mean do you have a tracking thing on him?

Tracking thing? What's that?

Biggy: A thing you put on the person that tracks them so you can watch him and know where he's going.

You mean i need a thing to track Yakky with?

Biggy: You mean you don't have one!

I thought i could just spy by watching everywhere he goes.

Biggy: And what if he gives us the slip?

I thought you could just sniff him out.

Biggy: *smacks me*

Ow! Jeez. That hurt.

Biggy: Are you being stupid?

Did you just call me stupid?

Biggy: No! I asked if you were being stupid?

Why you little...i big hairy flea bag! *jumps on Biggy and starts beating him*

 

[Beakerfan]

Nell: Goldie! Was that an earthquake?

Goldie: Well, I'm not sure. But I felt something....

Nell: It's not another Leprechaun uprising is it? Cuz I have done nothing to antagonize you guys!

Goldie: Don't worry ma'am....

 

[The Count]

*Stranger on the motorcycle swerves to avoid the YakMobile, which is now driving/tunneling out of control, surfacing as it continues on it's crazed path due to the driver being beaten on by its passenger.

Stranger: Whoa-man!

 

[Erine81981]

Biggy: *running around in the Yak-mobile*

Come back here you...you....you....*stops running*

Biggy: *screches to a stop* What can't think of something to call me?

Yea. Can you help?

Biggy: Maybe. Let's see.

Few minutes later.........

Biggy: How about....monkey butt?

Nah...that's to simple. What about bigfoot?

Biggy: Uh you do know that's my species?

Oh yea.

As Kyle and Biggy think for names to call each other the Yak-mobile keeps driving/tunnling through out people's yards and houses. Wonder if Kyle and Biggy will ever know what's going on? We'll have to find out next time.

 

[Beauregard]

Father: *steps out of the front door of Nell's house, without stepping on the lawn, and leaves hurriedly* Well...that couldn't have been more un-comfortable...*glances over shoulder and walks into garden gate* I rephrase...

 

[Beakerfan]

*two guards run towards the gate*

Guard 1: HALT!

Guard 2: *pokes Father* Hey, whaddaya mean by running into our gate like that? Doncha know there are serious consequences for those things?

Guard 1: I would suggest opening the gate first, sir. *the gate opens* And if you don't wish to open it yourself, I send one of my men up there to be the permanent gate-opener.

Guard 2: Yeaaaah! What he said!

Guard 1: I hope you had a nice visit! Do come see us again!

Guard 2: *to guard 1* Don' be that way to im! Don' ya know he's English?

Guard 1: *to guard 2* Yes, and therefore it is our job to make ourselves seem as pleasent as possible.

 

[Beauregard]

Father: *stares at creatures* I'm sorry, what? Are you speaking English? I don't get the accent...I said I *loudly and slowly* doon't geet the laanguage. Whoo are yoou?

(sidenote:Yes, I'm bringing out a habbit of insulting the Irish, I do appologuise)

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

*rides in atop a lawn-mower*

DanDan: Ahhh, I thought I smelled guards. *takes jar from inside pocket* Pickled onion?