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Jack: Well if I ever find out you'll be the first to know, trust me. Anyway, I need your help, I'm tied to the new neighbor's floor! ...No, I don't know how it happened. ...What do you mean you'll send the yak after me? The yak was already here! He almost killed me!
 
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Father: Oh in that case, what about the Bigfoot chap? Surely he can...hold on, I have another call. *answers phone* Hello, Hair and Nails, Beauty and Hardwear Store, can I ask whose calling?
 
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Jack: Bo? Bo? WAIT! Oh, good you're still here. Umm... I don't know where the bigfoot is, but any help you can find would be--*spider crawls on face* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
 
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Father: *reading question-answer-directions* I see, so you are calling for Mr Aahhhhhhhhhhhhh? I'll see if I can connect you. *presses buttons* Hello? Is that Diana's Cafe? Yes, can I order three lattes and a cappuccino to go, delivered to Wilsons? *returns to phone* Sorry, Mr Aahhhhhhhhhhhh is unavailable. Is there anyone else I can put you through to?
 
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Father: May I politely remind you that I'm not the one currantly tied to their neighbour's floor? Yes, that is a veiled threat. *answers another phone* Jello! Jam and Chutney's Limited how can I help you?
 
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Father: Fine...Look, I'm going to have to trasfer these callers to your mobile until I get there though. Can you at least answer them for me? *dials 819Diana* Change of plan, I'll pick up the lattes on my way through. *hangs up* Now which neighbours was it again...
 
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Jack: That new guy with lots of Ns in his-- hold on... *answers other line* Hello, this is Staplers for Softer Slams, how can I help you?
 
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Father: The nice new nearly-neurotic neighbor, not needing nasty nerve-wrecking leprechauns near her? That N-named person?
 
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