"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

[theprawncracker]

Jack: I'm paying right now by working off your entire shift. *answer other line* WHAT DO YOU WANT? ! YOU'VE REACHED THE SHOUTERS OF AMERICA HOTLINE!

 

[Beauregard]

Father: Thanks. *sits in Nell's comfortable front seat* I wonder if she has any tea in her house...and whether she subscribes to The Times or The Telegraph...*starts rumaging through her bin* I am sorry about all this, Jack, it's just a new experience for me...I confess it's rather enlightening.

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: Just untie me you-- *answers other line* Book Basher's Breakroom, I suggest Tylenol for your headaches.

 

[Beauregard]

Father: In a minute. *opens cupboards, checks under the sink, moves pillows off the sofa* Ooh, spare change. *glances out the back window* Erm...it's a good job her guards are guarding the gardening just at the moment, eh? *retuns to search, and steps on Jack's tied down hand*

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH--*answer other line* --ellers for Grant, Hugh for President!

 

[Beauregard]

Father: Oh I...er...sorry...I think I may have bent one of your fingers back, let me get that for you. *unbends said finger* Honestly, I swear I've forgotten what I came here for...

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: You CAME here to--*answers other line* Free the Fleeting Fish Foundation! Fight! Fight! Fight!

 

[Beauregard]

Father: I came here to free the fleeting fish foundation? Don't be absurd...Fish don't fleet, they float...And the plural of float is floators, not fleet...honestly, what didn't they teach you at school? What school did you go to again?

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: I went to Alkatraz Prison Academy for boys. *waits to answer other line* ...No one's calling.

 

[Beauregard]

Father: Ahhh...Alkatraz...it's renowned for its mathematics, but poor on Grammar. Well, if no one's calling I may as well get these knots undone...*kneels and works the ropes free* Oh, well, they were only attached to the fire-rug anyway, not the carpet, so you could've gotten up anyway...