"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

[christyb]

Christy: Duh....Pirate! *swings the sword broadside hitting it upside Parker's head giving him one bad headache and sending him off his feet again*

 

[RedDragon]

Young Mairin: <munches popcorn> I wonder where this came from......

 

[Beauregard]

Parker: *skids across the slippery pier, but catches edge with foot and kicks up to standing* Oh that was plain mean. As apposed to fancy mean, or villionious mean...either would have been classier. But, I'm right in thinking you have no class. *spins and leaps, aiming sword downwards*

 

[RedDragon]

Young Mairin: I'm surprised you know which end to hold Parker....

 

[christyb]

Christy: Like I said...I'm a pirate now see ya male chauvanistic pig *she disappears from thin air*

 

[RedDragon]

Young Mairin: How.....anticlimactic.....<throws popcorn away>

 

[Beauregard]

Parker: *lands where Mother was, slamming the blade into the mossy wood* *stumbles back* Christy...! *spins around, as if searching for her, but sees only Mairin* Nicky! *finally, turns to Mairin* Ok...I was wrong about one thing...just one. She doesn't love me...and I just don't hate her... *grabs sword from the ground and stomps away* Come on kid, let's get you home.

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In the future...

Father: *spins towards the mantlepiece where a series of photoframes are suddenly empty* Parker... *turns towards the television, which no longer has a box for SKY, or a playstation parked beside it* CHRISTY? I don't know where you are, but you have got to do something. And fast.

 

[RedDragon]

Young Mairin: I don't want to go home.....Let's play!

Present...

Mairin: <looks around> This can't be good....

 

[Beauregard]

Parker: You want to play? *confused* I don't really...know the word. You mean like stratagy games? Battleships? Chess with guns? Paintballing? *to cameras* I've led a sheltered life...

 

[RedDragon]

Young Mairin: Who are you talking to?...<skips around Parker> How about hide and seek?...We're it... Christy is hiding, so let's go seek...I want to see more fighting...My parents don't let me watch it on TV