"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

[theprawncracker]

Jack: *laying on the ground* Well, I'm not making the first move... at risk of being punched again... so... you do it.

 

[RedDragon]

Mairin: It's not my nature...You flirted with me first....

Saryx: What's going on here?

Mairin: Shut up child...

Saryx: Humph!

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: Yeah... well... I don't want to get punched. Promise you won't punch me, and I'll think about it.

 

[RedDragon]

Mairin: I promise I won't punch you....

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: Okay then... I'll think about it... *leans in close* Um... you're sure you won't punch me?

 

[RedDragon]

Mairin: I won't punch you...

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: *gulp* Okay... *leans in closer* Nor maim me or beat me in any way?

 

[RedDragon]

Mairin: <mutters> Drat!......no, I won't harm you...

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: Okay... okay... I can do this... I've done it before... sorta... I think... I'm a little fuzzy on the details... *kisses Mairin*

 

[RedDragon]

Mairin: <kisses Jack>

Saryx: Mom! Get you're mouth off that! You don't know where it's been!