"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

[RedDragon]

Mairin: You are such an idiot! <punches Jack in the stomach>

Saryx: Oh! Violence!

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: *buckles over* That... was taking it too far... *tackles Mairin by the knees*

 

[RedDragon]

Mairin: Ugh! <aims a blow at his head>

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: *ducks* *jumps back up* Bring it! Bring it on!

 

[RedDragon]

Mairin: Oh I'll bring it! <kicks him in the privates> You got served!....did I seriously just say that?

Saryx: Yes....

Mairin: Dang...

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: *tears well up* Ow... *crumples over* *cries*

 

[TogetherAgain]

Kelly: <tilts head to the left> Those tears would look better... if they didn't exist.

Ann: ...Kelly, that's the nicest thing you've said all day.

Tabby: Don't let it go to her head. I don't get it, though- why is he crying?

Ann: ...He just got kicked by a girl?

Tabby: ...Boys are weird.

Ann: Yeah. <Nods>

 

[RedDragon]

Mairin: Get up and fight like a man!

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: *staggers up* *weakly points* Shave... this stupid beard...

 

[RedDragon]

Mairin: What? Why?......Whatever<mutters and beard disappears>